Ridiculously Random Survey #6

Which of these animals would you rather be chased and attacked by?

• A wolf
• A bear
• A gorilla
• A mutant unicorn

Do you watch iCarly?

• Yes
• No

If so, who is your favorite character?

• I don't watch iCarly
• Carly
• Sam
• Spencer
• Freddie
• Gibby (the one who likes to dance with his shirt off)

Are you of the male or female species?

• Male
• Female
• I'm a hermaphrodite

Are you at all sad that Michael Jackson is dead?

• Yes
• No

True or False? LoL...

• TrUe
• FaLsE

Do people not want to be seen with you in public because you make scenes and embarrass them?

• Yes
• No

Which nostril do you pick out of more?

• My left
• My right
• I don't pick my nose (not that you believe me)
• I have no nostrils

Do you like broccoli?

• Mmmm... yes!
• Ewww, no!

Creation or Evolution?

• Creation
• Evolution
• Huh?

Have you every chased the ice cream truck down the street while barefoot?

• Yes
• No

If so, did you catch up with it?

• Yes :D
• No :'(
• I've never chased the ice cream truck barefoot...

Did you ever "let one go" in public and blame it on someone else?

• Haha, yeah!
• Ewww... no!
• No, but it's been done to me before

Have you ever stolen a handicapped person's wheelchair and ride around in it just for fun?

• Yes
• No

Do people randomly drop things on your head?

• OMG! Yes!
• Umm... no...

Do YOU randomly drop things on other pplz heads?

• Yes
• No

Do you randomly drop things on your own head?

• Yes
• No

Do you randomly drop things?

• Yes
• No

Has anyone ever mistaken you for a mentally retarded person?

• Yes
• No

Have you ever gotten struck by lightning?

• Yes
• No

Have you ever ALMOST gotten struck by lightning?

• Yes
• No

Which of these would you rather have as your nickname?

• Booger
• Fat wings
• Toilet face
• Rotten cheese

Which fast food mascot is scarier?

• Ronald McDonald
• The Burger King

Which of these would you rather have as a president?

• A zombie
• One of the cavemen from Geico
• Snoop Dogg
• Sasquatch

Snap, Crackle, or Pop?

• Snap
• Crackle
• Pop

Have you every fallen asleep in class?

• Yes
• No

Which one of these places would you rather go to on your honeymoon?

• Antarctica
• Turkey
• Mars
• Prison

Speaking of prison, which of these things would you be on death row for if it were against the law? Check all that apply...

Please select all that apply.

• Illegally downloading free music
• Making prank phone calls
• Dumpster diving
• Randomly dropping stuff on pplz heads
• Picking your nose
• Being mentally ill

Which are better... soft tacos or crunchy tacos?

• Soft
• Crunchy

Do you like cheesecake?

• Yes
• No