Dumb Blonde Test

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OMG...are you a dumb blonde? Do you giggle at dumb blonde jokes, even when they're directed at you? Find out! The Dumb Blonde Test! OMG, am I?

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Would you send this dumb blonde quiz to your friends?
- Sure, if it makes me laugh!
- If I like the results.
- Yes. It makes fun of blondes!
- Gosh, this quiz is hard already!
- This was a quiz?!
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Be honest...when you need to put something in alphabetical order, do you have to sing the alphabet song?
- Totally! Who doesn't?
- Please...why would I ever need to put something in alphabetical order. Don't they have scientists or computerists for that?
- I bet I could get a guy to do that for me if I flirt a little.
- No.
- singing A, B, F, D, H, I, Elemenem-O! Won't you come and play with me!
3

What is your least favourite thing about being blonde?
- Everyone's so jealous of me.
- I don't like people thinking I'm stupid.
- I hate it when people think I'm slutty.
- I would never be blonde, they're stupid and slutty.
- My underwear itches.
4

Have you ever danced in a cage/on a stage, at a night club?
- Ha ha...I might as a joke.
- Woo hoo! Paaarty!
- Yes, that's HOT.
- No, I'd rather just dance on the dance floor.
- Maybe if they took the tiger out first.
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Would you ever dye your hair?
- No...maybe some fun highlights...
- Yes, to make it look MORE blonde.
- Yes, to keep it blonde.
- I like my hair the way it is.
- NO! I would never kill my hair...
6

How long does it take you to watch 60 minutes?
- Is this a trick question?
- Two seconds, because I'll change the channel!
- God, like...a whole hour!
- Really? It takes me like three hours...
- Yeah...it takes 60 minutes...shocking!
7

What would you do if a guy told you he only likes blondes?
- I hope he's cute!
- Awesome, let's party!
- Well, I think I got what he wants, but can he handle it?
- What a jerk.
- I wanna take a nap.
8

How do you make a blonde's eyes light up?
- Shine a flashlight in her ear!
- I know that one, ha ha...that's a good one.
- Ugh! What a lame joke.
- I don't get it.
- No...you have to shine the flashlight in her EYES. Like the po-lice do.
9

What is your favourite outfit?
- I would love a pink fur coat. Cute!!
- Anything I wear out to a party.
- Short skirts, shorter the better.
- Jeans and a T-shirt.
- Bubblegum
10

What's your favourite colour?
- Pink.
- Green, for everyone jealous of me!
- Red.
- Black.
- Thirteen.
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What's your favourite thing to do on a Saturday night?
- Have fun!
- Party!
- Boys!
- Go out with friends (who are equally or less attractive than me!).
- If I stay up Saturday night, I'm usually late for work the next morning, Tuesday.
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Have you ever had a cup of coffee and poked yourself in the eye because you forgot to take out the stirrer?
- Ha ha...yes, I'll admit to that.
- Only once!
- No, but I have burnt my mouth. Is that the same?
- No. What an idiot.
- Every. Day. And I don't drink coffee...so weird...
13

Who is your favourite blonde celebrity?
- Resse Witherspoon
- Paris Hilton
- Marilyn Monroe
- Brad Pitt
- Elvis
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Would you ever pose for PlayBoy?
- No...I may be cute as heck, but that's not for me!
- What, because all blondes are sluts? No way!
- Yes. If you get it, flaunt it, you know?
- Maybe if I was a dumb blonde I would...
- Does PlayBoy have cooties?
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What's your favouite thing about being blonde?
- It matches my young, carefree, happy attitude.
- Because only hot girls like me are blonde.
- Being blonde feels sexy.
- Count me out! I would hate being blonde!
- I have really, reeeeally cute feet.
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After telling your friends a story, do they usually ask, "What the heck are you talking about?"
- Ha, ha...yeah, I admit it!
- No...because I make sense.
- A lot, usually if they're distracted by my hotness.
- No. And if they did they'd get kicked to the curb!
- O-M-G. All the everyday!
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Why are you taking this quiz?
- Because it sounded funny.
- Because I'm blonde...but not dumb.
- Because I'm a dumb blonde!
- Because I'm NOT a dumb blonde!
- Because I like to click the mouse button. Weee!
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And, last but not least: What's your hair colour?
- Yellow!
- Blonde, with blonde highlights!
- Dirty blonde. wink
- Brown
- Col-our? Oh! Pink is a colour!

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Dumb Blonde Test

Would you send this dumb blonde quiz to your friends?

Be honest...when you need to put something in alphabetical order, do you have to sing the alphabet song?

What is your least favourite thing about being blonde?

Have you ever danced in a cage/on a stage, at a night club?

Would you ever dye your hair?

How long does it take you to watch 60 minutes?

What would you do if a guy told you he only likes blondes?

How do you make a blonde's eyes light up?

What is your favourite outfit?

What's your favourite colour?

What's your favourite thing to do on a Saturday night?

Have you ever had a cup of coffee and poked yourself in the eye because you forgot to take out the stirrer?

Who is your favourite blonde celebrity?

Would you ever pose for PlayBoy?

What's your favouite thing about being blonde?

After telling your friends a story, do they usually ask, "What the heck are you talking about?"

Why are you taking this quiz?

And, last but not least: What's your hair colour?

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