Pick the funniest jokes...

Please select all that apply.

• Your mammas' so stupid she locked herself in a grocery store and died of starvation
• What did the bee say when he came home from work? Honey I'm home
• What is the most powerful school supply? The Ruler
• What happens when geese run into eachother? You see goose bumps
• Where do peacocks like to shop? At re-tail stores
• What kind of fish do penguins catch at night? Starfish
• What do you call a fancy dance for birds? A fowl ball
• When do ducks like to wake up? At the quack of dawn
• What game do parrots love to play? Hide and Speak
• How do bees get to school? They take the buzz
• Why wasn't the butterfly allowed at the dance? Because it was a mothball
• What quote do frogs love? "Times fun when you're having flies"
• Why was the glowworm unhappy? Because her children weren't too bright
• How can you tell which end of a worm is it's head? You tickle it in the middle and see which end laughs
• Why did the chicken stop crossing the road? She got tired of all the chicken jokes
• What do snowmen sing to eachother on their birthdays? Freeze a jolly good fellow
• One day a kid walked up to his teacher and said "Noah got swallowed by a whale yesterday and died." His teacher said "It is impossible for a whale to swallow a person." The two argued for a while until the kid finally said "Fine, I'll just go to heaven and ask him myself." The teacher said "What if Noah went to hell?" and the kid said "Then you go and ask Noah!"