"Am I Fat Test" - Are You Fat?

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Hm...these pants fit me last month...Have you noticed a little pudginess lately? No? Do you wonder if you're a fattie? Take this funny Fat Test to see!

1

Are you on a diet?
- Off and on.
- Never.
- I just try to eat right.
- Always...it's called 'hardly eat'.
2

How do you check to see if you're overweight or fat?
- The scale.
- Does it hurt to breathe?
- Do I still fit into my favourite jeans?
- The pinch test.
3

How would you describe the ideal appearance of your significant other?
- Attractive and not too chubby.
- The physical stuff doesn't really matter, as long as they love me for me.
- Physically fit and attractive.
- Super thin.
4

Which of these celebrities do you think is the most attractive?
- Renee Zellweger
- America Ferrera
- Katherine Heigl
- Kate Moss
5

Choose the meal you'd most likely eat:
- Meatloaf, mashed potatoes with gravy, and a slice of cake for dessert.
- Filet Mignon with Bernaise sauce, a side of blue cheese popovers. Cheesecake for dessert.
- Salmon filet with a side of mixed greens and a sorbet for dessert.
- Rice cakes...and a tic tac for dessert.
6

What are your fitness goals?
- I'd like to lose the holiday weight I gained this season.
- I'd like to lose the holiday weight I gained...and have been gaining for 10 years.
- Nothing big, though I would like to make it up a flight of stairs without getting winded.
- I'd like to see my ribcage.
7

You are shopping at your favourite department store and nothing you like fits right. You turn to your shopping buddy and say, what?
- Sigh. "As usual, nothing halfway decent fits me. C'mon, let's get outta here and go to the food court. Delicious food court, you'll never betray me."
- "Whatever, I'm not going to starve myself to fit in to these ugly outfits. I'll check out their online store."
- "It must be the way these outfits are cut. Let's go to another store."
- "Ugh, I knew I shouldn't have eaten that muffin before I came here."
8

Do you exercise on a regular basis?
- No. But I wish I did.
- Heck no. I have better things to do.
- A few times a week, at least.
- 8 days a week.
9

Do you count calories?
- start the day counting, and then give up around three when I inhale a Snickers bar.
- No. What's the point? I eat what I like.
- Not really, but I try not to eat anything that's too terrible.
- Every. Single. One. But it's not hard to count to 100.
10

You're in line at the market and see a magazine with the headline "Super Skinny Celebrities." What do you do?
- Think about how nice it would be to be too skinny for a change.
- Fake vomit. Yuck, that's disgusting.
- Wow, thank goodness I don't have that pressure to be so thin.
- Wow, they look great!
11

You're at home and bored on a rainy Saturday afternoon. What do you do?
- Sitting around is always fun.
- Watch TV and tell all the stick figure celebrities they suck.
- I call up my friends to chat or read.
- It's the perfect opportunity to work out for another 3 hours.
12

What do your friends say about your weight?
- They encourage me to lose weight.
- Nothing, they're all fat, too!
- They say I look good.
- They say I look good, but I still think I could lose about 10 lbs.
13

During recess, when picking teams, you were usually picked when?
- Usually last.
- First or second.
- Third or fourth.
- Sports are for suckers.
14

Do you feel comfortable naked?
- Not at all.
- Of course I do!
- Usually. Maybe with the lights off.
- No...if I just got down to 90lbs I'd be perfect.
15

Okay, you decide to try something on. You're looking at yourself in the mirrors at the store. You think:
- "That's it, no more solid food"
- "These mirrors must be...broken or something."
- "Hmm, it's cute!"
- "Oh CRAP! Where did I go?-Oh wait, there I am."
16

You overhear someone thinner than you complain that they're too fat. What do you do?
- Pout and think, wow, they must have no problems at all.
- Smack them. (Well, not literally...but in my head, they totally got the smackdown.)
- Laugh. Woah, they've got a whacked out self-image.
- Laugh, and think, "Yeah...they are pretty fat".
17

Do you drink Coke Zero?
- Yeah! It doesn't taste all that bad.
- No. I drink Coke.
- I've tried it, but I still prefer Coke.
- I only drink mineral water.

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"Am I Fat Test" - Are You Fat?

Are you on a diet?

How do you check to see if you're overweight or fat?

How would you describe the ideal appearance of your significant other?

Which of these celebrities do you think is the most attractive?

Choose the meal you'd most likely eat:

What are your fitness goals?

You are shopping at your favourite department store and nothing you like fits right. You turn to your shopping buddy and say, what?

Do you exercise on a regular basis?

Do you count calories?

You're in line at the market and see a magazine with the headline "Super Skinny Celebrities." What do you do?

You're at home and bored on a rainy Saturday afternoon. What do you do?

What do your friends say about your weight?

During recess, when picking teams, you were usually picked when?

Do you feel comfortable naked?

Okay, you decide to try something on. You're looking at yourself in the mirrors at the store. You think:

You overhear someone thinner than you complain that they're too fat. What do you do?

Do you drink Coke Zero?

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