Ways to Annoy, Embarrass, or generally Scare Professor Severus Snape

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• Grab a hose. Corner him. Spray him down. Run... fast personal favorite
• Panic every time he picks up his spoon. And I mean, every time.
• When he leans in to inspect your potion, smack his forehead, and run screaming "TAG!" at the top of your lungs
• Trip him in the halls.
• Give him a disgustingly cute teddy bear, and every time he throws it on the floor it says "Hi! Im cuddles, your special friend" in a cute voice.
• Smile at him. All the time. And ignore his glares.
• When he is sleeping sneak into his courters and draw a lighting mark on his forehead in magic marker
• Steal his Teddy Bear. Tell him you'll give him back if he screams that he is in love with McGonagall. When he does, tell him you already destroyed it.
• Put a note on his desk that says," Remember that night in 1972, Sev?"
• Yell that his robes are on fire. Laugh when he panics. Then run when he finds out it was a prank
• Hug him. Tell him Dumbledore told you to do it.
• Poke him. All the time. saying : pokepokepokepokepokepokepokepokepoke" until he goes mad
• When he is making a potion, sneak up behind him and yell: BOO!
• If your brave call him Severus
• If your stupid call him Sev
• If you have a death wish call him Ickle little Sevy-kins
• Give hints that McGonagall likes him
• Give hints that Hermione likes him
• Give hints that Malfoy is his number one fan.
• Say what's up doc and nibble on a carrot when you walk in potions
• Set a crazy chicken loose in his office.
• Show all the 'Severus Snape fan girls' his address
• Name your quill Severus. Talk to it. (But if it talks back, go to Madam Pomfrey for you might have brain damage)
• Eat cake in class. Ask him if he wants to lick the plate.
• Turn his hair blonde and make it gelled back. Claim that he is Carlisle Cullen
• Make him sing the Barney I love you song.
• Turn him into a girl, in fifth year, and is in Griffindor. Make he, I mean she is Hot.
• Turn him into a seventeen year old.
• Duck tape him to a chair, and make him watch Harry Potter pals
• Tackle him. Claim that he was holding a bomb. Then walk away like nothing happened
• Tell Peeves to spread around that he is really Harry's father.
• Give him a Happy potion, and watch the chaos begin
• Make him wear a small red dress. Take pictures
• Glue him to a pole