I like these... Things I will not do at Hogwarts

Please select all that apply.

• I shall not lock Harry and Malfoy in a closet, to see if they do 'it'
• I will not poke Hufflepuff's with spoons
• ... Nor will I say that their house colors indicate that they are "covered in bees"
• I shall not say "Get a room" whenever Ron and Hermione get in a fight
• ... Nor will I say "Oh, shut up and kiss her already" for it will lead to being sent to the hospital wing
• Growing tobacco, will not earn you extra credit in Herbology
• Nor will venus fly traps, who feed on unsuspecting humans, or... Herbology Professor's
• I shall not bring a magic 8 ball, to Diviation, It will not give you extra credit
• ... even if Trelawney believes it
• I shall not declare Malfoy the "Amazing bouncing ferret" even though he is
• I shall not bring my Ipod to Potion's and play My Immortal by: Evanesense
• .... even though it's an awesome song
• I shall not make Flitwick fly using the Wingardeum Leviousa spell, and claim him to be the mini superman
• I will not stick a paper on snape's back that says: " I'M REALLY BATMAN!!!!"
• Yell Shatta Taboo, at an unsuspecting moment