What Kind of Hockey Player are You?

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If you have ever been inside a hockey locker room, you understand that every player has their own unique personality within the team. Which one are you?

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What are you most likely doing during the off season?
- Late-night pick-up game with the guys, working harder on my chirps than on my skills.
- In the gym lifting weights. I need to be the biggest hitter in the league next season.
- Working on my flexibility and then looking up new superstitions on the internet.
- Probably hanging out with friends. Maybe a pick-up game or a run every once in a while.
- There is no off season for me. I have skating practice in the morning, lifting after lunch, and hill sprints in the evening. Any extra time I find will be spent shooting pucks in the garage.
- Reading about and testing to newest training techniques and then watching game film to see what our team needs to work on for next season.
- I have a stick and a puck with me at all times. I'm perfecting my newest deke for next season. No one will be able to stop this one.
- Working my butt off. I need to work hard enough to get off of the 4th line for next season.
- Visualizing spectacular plays that I made happen last season and the sweet one's I'm going to make happen next season.
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What would your scouting report look like?
- Call the fire department because this kid will burn you in any situation. By far the best stick skill this league has ever seen.
- Not afraid to get his nose dirty or take a punishing hit. Maybe not the best skills, but certainly the hardest working player.
- Maybe needs psychological help. His weird pre-game rituals are truly a site to see and seem to freak out the other team.
- Paramedics need to be on stand-by when this kid is in the line-up. He has the ability to knock anyone into next week and he never shys away from a hit.
- One word: All-Star! The best player on the ice no matter who else is out there.
- Nothing special here. He can skate, shoot and pass, but nothing about him makes him stand out.
- Teammates seem to rally around this guy. He seems to be their emotional leader and has some decent talent to go along with his leadership. True captain potential.
- This kid makes everything happen. The most accurate passes in the league. Does all the work and then dishes it to their teammate for the finish.
- Always has a smile on his face and makes sure his teammates do too. Pretty good skills with a superior sense of humor.
3

There are 10 seconds left in the third period and your team is down by a goal, what play are you drawing up?
- A very elaborate and complex tick-tack-toe play that leaves the other team dizzy because they couldn't keep up.
- Well I'll probably be on the bench, but I'll be cheering my teammates on.
- No pucks better come into my end, but if they do I'll stand on my head to make the save.
- Down by a goal? You must be mistaken. My team is never behind because I can score at will.
- I'll go dig the puck out of the corner, then feed it to the point, and then set up for the deflection past the goalie as I'm taking a vicious cross-check.
- I'll go hit anything that moves. They wont forget the pain I inflicted when they play us next time.
- After I have dangled around their entire team I'll pull a nasty move on the goalie and then shoot it top shelf.
- I'll tell them the funniest joke they have ever heard so they wont be able to focus.
- I'm going to give my team the most inspirational speech they have ever heard. We will be so fired up that no one will be able to stop us.
4

Where do you sit in the locker room?
- The back or where ever, it doesn't really matter to me.
- Right in the middle. I want to make sure everyone can hear me cracking jokes about them.
- The first seat when you walk in the door. I need to tap my teammates on the shins and pat them on the head before they go out so they know that I believe in them.
- Doesn't matter to me as long as I have enough room to get my stick ready for the dangle-fest.
- The end of a bench. I need a lot of space to get all of my equipment on.
- Well whatever seat is left when I get there. It takes a while to sign all of the autographs and get through the crowd that gathered to see me.
- I need a quiet spot to visualize some sick plays.
- I just get dressed in the penalty box because that's where I am most of the time. It's not my fault I'm a punishing hitter.
- Right next to my line mates. We don't play that often, but we work really hard and have good chemistry.
5

What would you say is your most dangerous weapon?
- I hit with authority. People fear me.
- This is my hockey stick. There are many like it, but this one is mine. My stickhandling is out of this world.
- No on out on the ice works harder than I do.
- Everything about me is perfect. At least that's what the last ESPN magazine article said about me.
- I have great vision. I know where everyone on the ice is at all time and exactly what I need to do to get them the puck.
- I don't really know. Everything about me is pretty average I guess.
- Doing exactly the same thing on every single game day. Changing even the littlest thing could give me bad luck.
- I am a natural born leader. I could get me team to follow me off of a cliff if I had to.
- My sense of humor. I can lighten up any situation and make even the toughest practice fun.
6

What kind of stick do you use?
- Any stick that's consistent and dependable, like me.
- Pretty average stick, but the flashy colors and crazy tape job are what make it stand out.
- Its not the stick that makes the player, its the player that makes the stick.
- Whichever one I can convince my parents to buy for me, which is usually not the best stick.
- I have spent years perfecting the curve, flex and length that allow me to perform the dirtiest moves.
- A really strong stick that wont break when I cross-check someone
- The newest, top-of-the-line stick
- The one with the biggest paddle.
- Whichever one my sponsor tells me to use.
7

Which answer most closely resembles your style?
- A tight shirt to show off the muscles I work so hard for, a pair of shorts and sandals.
- The same clothes I wore to the gym for my pre-practice workout.
- A t-shirt that says something funny and a pair of jeans.
- My lucky shoes, shorts, socks, underwear, shirt, sweat shirt and glasses.
- Whatever I picked up off of the floor in my room
- Average clothes, but extra special gloves to make sure my hands are not damaged on the way into the rink.
- A nice pair of slacks, a sports jacket, dress shirt, tie, and italian leather shoes. Gotta look professional for my future spot in the NHL.
- The latest Gongshow apparel and pair of jeans. I need to make sure the guys think I'm cool so they will listen to me.
- A polo shirt, khakis, and nice brown shoes. Looking good, but not stealing the show.
8

What camp would you be most likely to go to during the summer?
- NHL draft combine. I'm going to be the first player drafted this year.
- Dangle-Fest. Let's see if they can teach me a move I don't already know.
- General Skills Camp. Every part of my game needs improvement.
- Motivational Speaking Seminar. I'm going to start writing my inspirational speeches for next season.
- Hockey Tactics and Strategy Camp. I'm going to create plays that give you the chills.
- Advanced Checking Camp. The counselors aren't going to know what hit them (pun intended)
- Extreme Hockey Training. I need to work harder than ever to get on the first line.
- I don't care what camp I go to, I'm going to be the biggest jokester there.
- Goalie Camp. I'm going to have a 1.00 save percentage this season. Oh man I hope I didn't just jinx myself.
9

What is your favorite NHL team?
- The flyers
- The Red Wings
- The Devils
- The Islanders
- The Blues
- The Capitals
- The Canadians
- The Blackhawks
- The Bruins
10

Where do you see yourself in 10 years?
- I'll be a little old, but I still be the hardest working guy in Juniors. The scouts have to notice my work ethic eventually.
- Captain of the NCAA champions!
- Hoisting Lord Stanley's Cup!
- Um, maybe jail. I checked a guy so hard I put him in a coma.
- The most popular bartender in the city or staring in my own comedy show.
- Probably just going to some state school and playing on an IM team.
- On the second line of an average NHL team. My skills are good, but just not enough to make me a star.
- Either a mental institution or the boss of my own superstition advising company.
- The manager of my own stickhandling camp. I have too much talent to let it go to waste.

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What Kind of Hockey Player are You?

What are you most likely doing during the off season?

What would your scouting report look like?

There are 10 seconds left in the third period and your team is down by a goal, what play are you drawing up?

Where do you sit in the locker room?

What would you say is your most dangerous weapon?

What kind of stick do you use?

Which answer most closely resembles your style?

What camp would you be most likely to go to during the summer?

What is your favorite NHL team?

Where do you see yourself in 10 years?

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