Ridiculously Random Survey #7

Which comedian is funnier?

• Carlos Mencia
• Gabriel Inglesias
• Jeff Dunham
• Demetri Martin

Which planet (besides Earth) would you rather live on? (F.Y.I. - Pluto is no longer considered a planet)

• Mercury
• Venus
• Mars
• Jupiter
• Saturn
• Uranus
• Neptune

Have you been infected with the Swine Flu?

• Yes
• No

Has anyone you know been infected with the Swine Flu?

• Yes
• No

Do you expect to BECOME infected with the Swine Flu?

• Yes
• No

They say that this Fall, the Swine Flu could come back "with a vengeance". Are you worried?

• Yes
• No

Would you agree that America, in general, is unnecessarily paranoid when it comes that kind of stuff?

• Yes
• No

Have you ever seen a tornado? In person... not on TV

• Yes
• No

Are you a twin?

• Yes
• No

If so, are you identical or fraternal twins?

• Identical
• Fraternal
• I don't have a twin (that I know of)

Which one of these would you rather be?

• A plumber
• A sewer worker
• A mortician (person who works with dead bodies)
• A homeless person

You've gotten made fun of before for...

Please select all that apply.

• being overweight
• being short
• having frizzy/poofy hair
• picking your nose
• listening to country music
• having a lot of pimples
• hanging out with someone that nobody liked
• eating crayons
• talking to penguins
• wearing glasses

Have you ever had a teacher that asked you really dumb questions about things that weren't his/her business anyway?

• OMG! Yes!
• No

Have you ever had a pet that had really bad gas?

• Yes
• No

Have YOU ever had really bad gas?

• Yes
• No (Liar!!!)

Have you ever been in a car accident?

• Yes
• No

Have you ever died?

• Yes
• Ummmm... no...

If so, did you die because you were in a car accident?

• Yes
• No
• I've never died

Have you ever been arrested?

• Yes
• No

Have you ever been abducted by aliens?

• Yes
• No

Have you ever accidentally hurt someone on purpose?

• Yes
• No
• Wait... what?

Do you talk in your sleep?

• Yes
• No

Are you a ninja?

• Yes
• No

Have you ever considered becoming a ninja?

• Yes
• No
• Now that you mention it...

Do you watch the Fresh Prince of Bel-Air?

• Yes
• No

If so, who is cooler - Will or Carlton?

• Will
• Carlton
• I don't watch Fresh Prince

Have you ever gotten so sad or depressed that you starting experiencing delusions and/or hallucinations?

• Yes
• No

Have you ever almost gotten yourself killed for hiding in a dangerous place while playing Hide 'n Seek?

• Yes
• No

Have you ever lived in a house that was haunted or demon-possessed?

• Yes
• No

Have you ever seen a ghost, demon, or some other kind of spirit? If so, plz give some details in comments... :D

• Yes
• No
• I am a ghost