Which South Park Character Are You?

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Enjoy the South Park TV show? If so, the South Park Quiz is for you - find out what South Park character you are!

1

Chef wants to know if you like the food he serves in the cafeteria...
- Sure, the food is pretty good.
- CHEESY POOFS!
- Yeah but I don't like the sweet stuff. Give me some meat!
- MmmMhmmHmmmmm
2

What religion do you mostly relate to?
- I am Jewish
- I don't know and/or it doesn't matter
- I am Catholic
- Some religion that doesn't tell me what to do all the time and respects my authority!
3

What do you hate most of the following options?
- Scientology
- Being exposed
- Cats
- Fads or useless propaganda
4

Is your best friend like you?
- We're mostly alike but are opposite in some ways too
- No we are complete opposites
- Yes we are almost exactly alike
- We're opposite mostly but alike in some ways too
5

Are you a sensitive person?
- Yes, very sensitive. Dolphins make me cry.
- Hell no.
- Kind of, I guess.
- Not really.
6

Describe your parents:
- They're crazy.
- They're so embarrasing.
- Pushovers, I can make them do anything I want.
- They're ok, we get along most of the time.
7

Do you like to date or have relationships?
- Dating sucks. But I still date...
- Yeah I like dating a lot.
- Nope.
- Sometimes, I'll take what I can get I guess.
8

If it was snowy and cold outside, what would you do?
- Hang out with my friends at someone's house.
- Play video games all day and not go outside.
- Wear one of those Russian-looking hats that cover my ears, a parka, and gloves.
- Dress up in a bunch layers to keep warm and hang out with friends anyway.
9

Do you get nervous alot?
- Shut the hell up. Do I look like I get nervous?
- Sometimes.
- It is not progressive to become nervous in social situations, but rather retroactive in relaying your point of view.
- barf Yes.
10

You fart in class one day. What do you do?
- Barf, turn red, and run out of the room in embarassment.
- Pretend it wasn't me.
- Pull my hood over my head and sink lower in my chair... pretending no one heard it.
- Laugh so hard you almost pee your pants. Then fart again.
11

You're challenged to an impossible bet. Do you take it and hope for the best or decline because you don't think you can win?
- Don't take the bet.
- Take the bet.
12

You prefer to celebrate Christmas with:
- Friends and family.
- PRESENTS! NOW!
- Food!
- A non-denominational symbol. Like... poop. Christmas Poop.

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Which South Park Character Are You?

Chef wants to know if you like the food he serves in the cafeteria...

What religion do you mostly relate to?

What do you hate most of the following options?

Is your best friend like you?

Are you a sensitive person?

Describe your parents:

Do you like to date or have relationships?

If it was snowy and cold outside, what would you do?

Do you get nervous alot?

You fart in class one day. What do you do?

You're challenged to an impossible bet. Do you take it and hope for the best or decline because you don't think you can win?

You prefer to celebrate Christmas with:

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