THE ULTIMATE RANDOM SURVEY 2!

ARE YOU EXCITED?!

• Not really.
• Yep! Let's get started.
• I didn't do the first one so I don't know...

What would you do if you saw a bunny eating a nugget of gold?

• "GIVE ME MY NUGGET YOU WASCALLY WABBIT!"
• I'd just grab the gold then run.
• I'd take out my air soft gun and shoot it.
• I wouldn't want to bother it.

What would you do if you saw a teletubby eating a nugget of gold?

• "GIVE ME MY NUGGET!!!!"
• I'd grab the gold and run for it.
• Depends which teletubby it is.
• Take out a real gun and shoot it.
• Nothing. I wouldn't want to bother it.

If you had a million dollars, what would you do?

Please select all that apply.

• Buy a new house.
• Buy video games, anything related to them.
• I'd go to a casino and do some serious gambling.
• Go home and throw the money up into the air.
• Save money for college.
• Pay the bills.

The doorbell rings.

• Okay. Am I supposed to answer it?
• I'd answer it...?
• Send someone else to get it.
• Yell, "No one's home."

The doorbell rings and you open the door. Standing in front of you is a life sized teletubby. And it's alive.

• Scream at the top of my lungs then tackle it to the ground.
• Scream in terror then slam the door and lock it.
• Take out a bat and beat it with it.
• Have a tea party.
• Say, "What do you want?"
• Ask for an autograph.

You have reason to believe your friend is a secret agent, spying on you. He approaches you, what do you do?

• Ask him about it. Shouldn't jump to conclusions.
• Kill him before he kills me.
• Knock him out then tie him to a chair so when he wakes up you can interrogate him.
• Knock him out then tie him to a chair, then put on a teletubby costume so when he wakes up you can make him watch teletubby videos and stare at you. Then he'll go insane. MUAHAHAHA!
• Scream and run way.
• Say, "I'm batman."

You're at school. And a new kid arrives and sits next to you. All your friends think he's weird. He walks up to you at recess and tries to befriend you in front of all your friends. What do you do?

• I don't care what my friends think. I'll befriend him.
• I'll act gay so then he won't want to befriend me.
• I'll treat him like he's retarded. I'll speak slow and say stuff like, "Me (your name), you're name is Dumb, I mean Dunkan."
• I'll just be nice to him but I won't like try to be his friend.

You meet a famous actor/actress you really like. What do you do?

• Say, "Hey, what's up?"
• Fling yourself on them, almost tackling them to the ground.
• Just stare at them in awe.
• Faint.
• Get an autograph, take a picture with them, and shake their hands.
• Nothing. They'd probably ignore me.

ARE YOU READY FOR WOULD YOU RATHER?!

• No. Keep going with these kind of questions.
• Whatever.
• Sure.
• YAY! My favorite part!
• Couldn't you just end the survey instead?

Well I'll ask one more of these normal questions then I'll do the would you rather stuff. Okay?!

• Fine.
• Whatever.
• Okay.
• If you insist.
• WHY CAN'T YOU JUST FREAKIN END THE SURVEY?!

A hawk lands on a cow's butt. The cow freaks out and poops, and the cow pie lands on a mouse running by. The mouse's friend comes to retrieve it, but when it smells the pie, it passes out. What now?

• I'd put my hand into the pie and pull out the mouse.
• I'd laugh my head off.
• I wouldn't care. It's not that funny, nor random.
• I would yell, "MAN I WISH I CAUGHT THAT ON VIDEO!"
• I'd eat the cow.

NOW HERE WE GO WITH WOULD YOU RATHER! Would you rather...

• be vegetarian.
• or be eaten by a cow?

Would you rather...

• Have an ugly girlfriend with a very good personality.
• Or a girlfriend that is really pretty but is pretty dull?

Would you rather...

• Read the Bible in one year.
• or have a Jehovah's Witness come to your door everyday for the next year?

Would you rather...

• Have your computer.
• Or have your TV?

Would you rather...

• live in a pokemon world.
• or live in the world of teletubbies.

Would you rather...

• Eat the best tasting food in the world, but then the food goes to the worst taste.
• Or eat the worst tasting food in the world, but then the food goes to the best taste.

Would you rather...

• Quit the survey right now
• or get some more questions?

Well... this is where the survey ends.... if you want me to make a THIRD one. Just comment. BUT IN GENERAL DID YOU LIKE IT?

• Yep it was amusing.
• It was okay... could be improved...
• I LOVE IT!
• I didn't really like it...sorry.