CHUCK NORRIS JOKES

which chuck norris jokes are the greatest??!

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• Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding
• Chuck Norris sleeps with a night light. Not because Chuck Norris is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris
• Chuck Norris can touch MC Hammer
• If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, Chuck Norris has more money than you
• Once a grizzly bear threatened to eat Chuck Norris. Chuck showed the bear his fist and the bear proceeded to eat himself, because it would be the less painful way to die
• Rudolph has a red nose because he got lippy and Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked him across the face several times
• Chuck Norris once ate an entire ream of rice paper and shat out origami swans and Mister Miyagi from Karate Kid
• Chuck Norris is ten feet tall, weighs two-tons, breathes fire, and could eat a hammer and take a shotgun blast standing
• The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep Chuck Norris out. It failed misserably
• There is no chin behind Chuck Norris' beard. There is only another fist.
• When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night he checks his closet for Chuck Norris
• Chuck Norris sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled martial arts ability. Shortly after the transaction was finalized, Chuck roundhouse kicked the devil in the face and took his soul back. The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn't stay mad and admitted he should have seen it coming. They now play poker every second Wednesday of the month
• Chuck Norris does not hunt because the word hunting infers the probability of failure. Chuck Norris goes killing
• Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice
• Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried

What do u think about 'Chuck Norris' jokes

• they're stupid
• chuck norris jokes are freagin hilarious!!
• i don't get the point of them..
• who's chuck norris
• sum are ok, some of the jokes suck