1. Would you rather, in a fight be armed with an eight-inch knife or a crowbar?
2. Would you rather, get a glimpse, while still living, of heaven or hell?
3. Would you rather, walk around for a full day with a big dump in your pants or not wash your hair for one month?
4. Would you rather, have to cut your pet's hair with your teeth or with a weed whacker?
5. Would you rather, enthusiastically celebrate Thanksgiving on a daily basis or New Year's Eve on a daily basis?
6. Would you rather, save your child or your spouse in a fatal car accident?
7. Would you rather, be buried alive or eaten alive?
8. Would you rather, live the rest of your life as the opposite gender or start over as a little kid?
9. Would you rather, have science empirically confirm the existence of God or find the cure for cancer?
10. Would you rather, wear only orange cloths all the time or wear a tuxedo all the time?
11. Would you rather, take a full swing of a baseball bat to the kneecap or forcefully run a razor blade along both your top and bottom gum lines?
12. Would you rather, have both you and your new boyfriend/girlfriend hear your parents having screaming intercourse or have your parents hear you and your partner having screaming intercourse?
13. Would you rather, be known as the dumber identical twin or the uglier one?
14. Would you rather, be considered annoying or dull?
15. Would you rather, as a man, crap a softball or pee a marble?
16. Would you rather, cheat on your spouse and have nobody know or not cheat and have everyone think you did?
17. Would you rather, be able to run 30 mph, but only if you are standing on your hands or sing incredibly beautifully, but only if you are naked?
18. Would you rather, be an albino or be a hunchback?
19. Would you rather, age only from the neck up or age only from the neck down?
20. Would you rather, as a woman, get caught by your boss making out with the elevator guy in the nude or get caught by a coworker stripping for your boss in his office?
21. Would you rather, have to put to sleep five puppies that you just got or a dog you've had for a year?
22. Would you rather be a chronic divorcer or never get married?
23. Would you rather, have an affliction which causes you to have bowel movements on your living room floor while sleepwalking or pee on a total stranger twice a year?
24. Would you rather, have everyone think your spouse is an idiot and a jerk or that he or she is just realy, really ugly?
25. Would you rather, outlive your loved ones or pass away before they do?
26. Would you rather, have to take a ten minute shower with your boss or with your father(for women) or mother(for men)?
27. Would you rather, as a woman, breast feed a seventy year old man or a chimp?
28. Would you rather, try to escape in a huge mansion from one man with a machine gun or from six experts with bows ane arrows?
29. Would you rather, eat someones tumor right after it has been extracted by surgery or chew and swallow someones eyeballs?
30. Would you rather, as a man, lose one testical painlessly or grow another set of them?
31. Would you rather, be cleaning your gun and accidentally very slightly wound your ten-year-old child or be cleaning your gun and kill that child's dog that he/she has had since birth?
32. Would you rather, be fed feet first into a wood chipper or run over feet first by a steamroller?
33. Would you rather, always lose or never play?
34. Would you rather, as a woman, walk in public with a skirt and hairy legs or a sleeveless shirt and shaggy pits?
35. Would you rather, have no kids or twelve kids?
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