Personality Quiz: RANDOM AWESOME WORDS QUIZ

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Your wife comes home after a depressing day of work. No matter how hard she tries, she just can't make enough AUTOMOBILES to keep up with the rising demands. You, a loving husband, say to her
- "PASTE! heheheheheheheh PASTE!!!!"
- "oh well. (mumblemumblemumble) i don't know what to say besides try harder."
- "Honey, it's okay. Everybody has bad days sometimes. Who knows, maybe tomorrow you'll sell 1000 more AUTOMOBILES
2

You're at a party and having an excellent time until an ILLEGAL IMMIGRANT walks up to you with a smirk on his face and asks you if you want a beer. Your response is:
- "well...um.....i gota feed my cat ...um.... i mean dog...um...ya..i'm gonna go now."
- "LATINO 2! That's right. A mexican bar in Iowa.!!!! where ILLEGAL IMMIGRANTS like you hang out!"
- (Sarcastically). "Ya. I totally want to ruin my lungs, rot my teeth, have bad breath and a nasty hangover. cuz i'm so stupid like that."
3

for the tenth time this week, a fellow soccer mom asks you to drive her RUGRATS home after soccer practice because she 'just can't drive them today'. A little annoyed, you reply:
- "Well, as a friend i'd love to help you out by taking ur RUGRATS home from practice.Cuz that's what friends do. They help eachother. Which is why you'll take my kids home from practice next time if i take urs home this time, right?"
- "ANGELICA!!! a character from RUGRATS!!!"
- "I'm sorry. nope. bye."
4

While in the middle of typing a college report worth 50 percent of your grade. your COMPUTER suddenly freezes up. Angrily, you shout:
- "ONOMATOPOeIA you ************ ********** COMPUTER! that's right. words that are sound effecty. I didn't even spell it right! Take that (whack) and that (whack)!!!"
- "oh well. who needs to graduate from college anyways. who needs a good job. who needs money to buy food and pay for insurance and our house and this COMPUTER anyways. cuz sooner or later we're all gonna die so does it really matter if we graduate college?"
- "i guess i'll just have to either fix this computer or type it up elsewhere. or use the "dog ate my homework" excuse. but that never works...."
5

your on the phone with a girl you dont know who happened to be crying: "jakeybaby how could you break up with me? after all this time ...i...(sob)...i...(sob) I LOVE YOU!" your reply is:
- "I'm sorry, sugarlips. But you must understand why i did this. YOu and i are not meant to be. You deserve better than me. I'm just a normal 99 year old OLD MAN. you deserve someone better than me to LOVE YOU not to meantion 77 years or so younger. So go on and live a happy life without me. I know you can do it cuz you can do anything you set your mind on."
- "TIC TAC TOww THRAY IN A ROwww!"
- "um... you have the wrong number."
6

Your walking home from work when u see a burning building with KITTIES inside. Their pitious meows plead "HELP US HELP US!" your response:
- "i ain't no superman. i can't save you. have a nice DAyyyy"
- "I'll save you, you helpless KITTIES."
- "whoa. those voices in my head sure are getting desperate for attention. MEOOOW RUFFF HEEEHAWWWW!"
7

While walking home from work the following day, a random hobo runs up behind you, knocks you unconcscious by chucking skittles at you, then steals ur CARE BEAR dvd.. When you came to, ur response was:
- "F R E E THAT SPELLS FREE CREDIT REPORT DOT COM BABY"
- "i guess i'm gonna have to buy a new dvd."
- "oh no, you didn't, hobo. oh no you didn't. We are gonna have a seirous talk once i find out who you are."
8

While watching tv, ur 5 year old daughter sees her first infomercial with BILLY MAIZE and it's love at first sight. she begs you to buy her the 50000 dollar product. your reply:
- "Darling, i love you so much that i want to buy you the whole wide world. But right now, my wallet's a little lonely.Once it gets more NUMNUMS i'd be happy to buy you something"
- (you try to distract her) "she wore an itsy bitsy teeny weeny yellow polka dot bikini! come on sing it with me"
- "u don't need that and it costs too much. we can't afford it. now if you excuse me, i've got to go alleviate my stress symptoms by throwing away money at the county casino."
9

At a visit to the doctor, you find out you have one day to live. you spend it by:
- saying good bye to loved ones and writing a will.
- buying a yacht with the money your wife never knew u had and filling it with pointless WIDGETS.
- ending ur misery sooner by a bullet in the head.
10

You, one of the most popular kids in school, walk out of geography class to find a NERDY NERD standing in ur way. She says "will you go out with me" ur thoughts are::
- "move it or lose it TWERP i gotta go help fourth graders blow up canada" (or something along those lines)
- "i'm sorry. i can't go out with you. ever."
- "well, they say you should never judge a book by its cover so maybe i should go out with a NERD. after all, NERDS will rule the world someday. POWER TO THE NERDS!"
11

One of ur bestest friends in the world is having an amazin PARTAYYY friday nigh, the same night that you're supposed to babysit your twin sisters. you tell your best friend:
- "I'm sorry but I can't go because i promised my mom I would babysit."
- "I'll go but i have to warn you: i'm bringing my twin sisters. you better watch out. they'll steal ur boyfriend quicker than you can say SUPERCALIFRAGILISTICEXPIALIDOCIOUS!" (even though that word takes a while to say)
- "I'm going regardless of whatelse i promiseed to do. even if my mom's going to disinherit if i break yet another promise.. PARTAY OVER HERE OOH OOOH"
12

For weeks, you have been considering breaking up with ur boyfriend PAT. Ur reason for it is:
- PAT is a stupid name. PAT. seriously who thought of that. it's like CAT minus the C and plus the P. wait isn't PAT short for patrick as in patrick star from spongebob oh never mind. what was i htinking i could never break up with PAT. that would eliminate my chances of meeting spongebob!"
- "idk. he's not dull enough for me."
- "well, i've been dating PAT for a long time and if i keep daitng him, i might miss out on dating someone else who is better than me. and if the right guy came along but i was already taken, i might miss the opportunitty altogether. "
13

This quiz is starting to get DULL. the writer is losing interest quickly. oh well here comes another question: ur friend wants to b a comedian. she tells u a joke that isn't funny. ur response:
- "that's not funny. get a GNU job. get it GNU? see i'm funnier than you i mean GNU!!!"
- (fake laughter) hahaha? you just can't crush her GNUFOUND dreams.
- "to be honest, that's not very funny but I know someone who is funny: me! i'll help you pursue your GNUFOUND dreams."
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what do you think of this quiz? would you like me to make another?
- "YA YA GNU should make another quiz"
- "this quiz was ahmazing. make another. PLZZZ!"
- I'm sorry. i do not get ur sense of humor cz i don't have a funny bone in my body. don't make another cuz i hate u and i don't know why i've read this far if i hate it so much. i guess it was my negative emotionals filtering through."

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RANDOM AWESOME WORDS QUIZ

Your wife comes home after a depressing day of work. No matter how hard she tries, she just can't make enough AUTOMOBILES to keep up with the rising demands. You, a loving husband, say to her

You're at a party and having an excellent time until an ILLEGAL IMMIGRANT walks up to you with a smirk on his face and asks you if you want a beer. Your response is:

for the tenth time this week, a fellow soccer mom asks you to drive her RUGRATS home after soccer practice because she 'just can't drive them today'. A little annoyed, you reply:

While in the middle of typing a college report worth 50 percent of your grade. your COMPUTER suddenly freezes up. Angrily, you shout:

your on the phone with a girl you dont know who happened to be crying: "jakeybaby how could you break up with me? after all this time ...i...(sob)...i...(sob) I LOVE YOU!" your reply is:

Your walking home from work when u see a burning building with KITTIES inside. Their pitious meows plead "HELP US HELP US!" your response:

While walking home from work the following day, a random hobo runs up behind you, knocks you unconcscious by chucking skittles at you, then steals ur CARE BEAR dvd.. When you came to, ur response was:

While watching tv, ur 5 year old daughter sees her first infomercial with BILLY MAIZE and it's love at first sight. she begs you to buy her the 50000 dollar product. your reply:

At a visit to the doctor, you find out you have one day to live. you spend it by:

You, one of the most popular kids in school, walk out of geography class to find a NERDY NERD standing in ur way. She says "will you go out with me" ur thoughts are::

One of ur bestest friends in the world is having an amazin PARTAYYY friday nigh, the same night that you're supposed to babysit your twin sisters. you tell your best friend:

For weeks, you have been considering breaking up with ur boyfriend PAT. Ur reason for it is:

This quiz is starting to get DULL. the writer is losing interest quickly. oh well here comes another question: ur friend wants to b a comedian. she tells u a joke that isn't funny. ur response:

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