Which one...? (pick-up lines)

Which is the dumbest?

Please select all that apply.

• Baby did you fart? Cause you blow me away!
• Is it hot in here, or is it just you?
• Hey, I lost my phone number ... Can I have yours?
• Did it hurt? did what hurt? When you fell from heavan? You angel.
• Do you have a band-aid? Cause I srcapped my knee falling for you.
• Girl, you have to be tired. Cause you've been running through my mind all day.
• Hey baby, I'm the new milkman. Do you want it in the front or the back?
• Is your father an alien? Cause you're out of this world.
• Hey babe, you must be a light switch. Cause everytime I see you, you turn me on.
• If it's true that we are what we eat. Then I'll be you by morning.
• Excuse me miss, do you give head to strangers? No Well then, let me introduce myself...
• If your left leg was Thanksgiving and your right leg was Christmas. I'd say we should meet inbetween holidays.

Which is the worst?

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• Hey baby I don't have a library card, but can I still check you out?
• I think you've got something in your eye. Oh never mind, it's just a sparkle.
• Baby did you fart? Cause you blow me away!
• Did you clean your pants with Windex? Cause I can see myself in them.
• Excuse me miss, do you give head to strangers? No Well then, let me introduce myself...
• If it's true that we are what we eat. Then I'll be you by morning.
• If you were my homework. I'd do you on the table every night.

Which is the best?

Please select all that apply.

• Are you a parking ticket? Cause you have "Fine" written all over you.
• Do you have a mirror in your pocket? Cause I can see myself in your pants.
• Hey, I lost my phone number ... Can I have yours?
• Hey baby, I'm the new milkman. Do you want it in the front or the back?
• Hey baby I don't have a library card, but can I still check you out?
• Do you work for UPS? Cause I could've sworn that I saw you checking out my package.
• There's something wrong with my eyes, I can't take them off of you.
• Hey babe, you must be a light switch. Cause everytime I see you, you turn me on.
• If I could re-arrange the alphabet. I would put you inbetween F and CK.

Which one is the funniest?

Please select all that apply.

• Did you clean your pants with Windex? Cause I can see myself in them.
• Hey baby, I'm the new milkman. Do you want it in the front or the back?
• I have skittles in my mouth. would you like to taste the rainbow?
• Hey babe, you must be a light switch. Cause everytime I see you, you turn me on.
• Hey baby, wanna see something swell?
• If you were my homework. I'd do you on the table every night.
• If your left leg was Thanksgiving and your right leg was Christmas. I'd say we should meet inbetween holidays.

And lastley, did you like it?

• Yes.
• No.
• Not really.