Two hobos were sitting on the side of the rode eating grass. A man drives up in a limo. The man asks the homeless men why they are eating grass."Well, sir, we have no money to buy food." Then the rich man says, "Well, come and eat at my house." The hobo says, "But I have a wife and two kids." And then the other hobo says, "Yes, sir I also have a wife and two kids." So the man says, "Well that's fine, they can come, too." The man says, you'll love it at my home, the grass is at least 3 feet tall!