Personality Quiz: Are you Matthew Town?

1

How would one describe spending a day with you?
- Boring
- An adventure!
- Forget the daytime, I'd rather spend "a night on the Town"
2

How healthy is your liver?
- Like a newborn
- About where it should be for my age
- I have the liver of a 65 year old
3

If you told a doctor about your alcohol intake, what would he/she (but really he) say?
- Keep it up
- Hmm, maybe you should cut back a little
- JESUS CHRIST!!!!!!!
4

Did you know that Save-a-Lot and Big Lots are two different stores?
- No, really?
- Yes, of course.
- bbbmeat and and shop and and and save and and and lot store www..........
5

Connor's visiting his family for the weekend. What are you going to do?
- Take leadership and make sure the other guys I live with don't break anything
- Stay awake for three days because sleep gets in the way of playing video games. Then I'll get behind the wheel of a car, fall asleep and get into an accident
- Invite everyone I know to go camping. When all of them say it sounds like a shitty idea, start asking their roommates who don't appreciate how serious you really are about this plan. Hours later, you will still be the only person wanting to go camping, so you'll consider hitchhiking there because last time Connor was away you did Answer B.
6

What the hell was that?
- A T-Pwnz seizure
- I was cracking my neck
- I was hit by something invisible
7

How do you pass your classes?
- Hard work and dedication
- I take classes my friends are taking so I have legible notes to study from
- I don't
8

What kind of tattoo would you most consider getting?
- Something to commemorate a lost loved one or an important event in my life
- Something Chinese to commemorate the few pages of Three Kingdoms I read before I got drunk and fell asleep
- A Pokemon rock band featuring Geodude and Infernape
9

In words containing a T, how often do you pronounce that letter
- Always
- Only when I'm supposed to
- Never. I leave the T out of even the most T-tastic words like T-tastic
10

Finally, what's with the getup?
- You mean my slacks and matching loafers? I am an adult and I like to dress like one.
- I need this fitted cap to cover my bald spot
- It's only 22 degrees out, why are YOU wearing close-toed shoes and LONG pants?

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Are you Matthew Town?

How would one describe spending a day with you?

How healthy is your liver?

If you told a doctor about your alcohol intake, what would he/she (but really he) say?

Did you know that Save-a-Lot and Big Lots are two different stores?

Connor's visiting his family for the weekend. What are you going to do?

What the hell was that?

How do you pass your classes?

What kind of tattoo would you most consider getting?

In words containing a T, how often do you pronounce that letter

Finally, what's with the getup?

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