100 ways to annoy Edward cullen part one

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• 1- tell him Bella has decided to marry jacob
• 2- tell him that you are looking for people to donate blood, and ask him if he would like to
• 3- tell him you saw mike newton in the cafeteria romancing bella on one of those days you were "camping"
• 4- scream and yell in public about him being a stalker for watching bella sleep every night and following her everywhere
• 5- tell him that you think his paino playing is horible and that he is tone deaf
• 6- go up to him and start singing at the top of your lungs "im a vampire" by antsy pants
• 7- ask him out
• 8- then ask him how old he is
• 9- then drop you jaw and say, "Oh my GAWD! your OLD!"
• 10- imagine him naked whail following him around
• 11- tell him that "you" know what bellas thinking
• 12-try to take his pulse then freakout when he dosnt have any
• 13- throw holy water at him while screaming something about an exorcism when you learn he is a vamp
• 14- tell him that he needs a tan, and take him to a tanning slaon
• 15- tell him that bella and mike newton make a good couple
• 16- Randomly stare at him and when he ask you what you're looking at, repeat number 9
• 17- go into his room and smash his CD collection and when he comes in, point to the mess of broken CD's on the floor and say, "lookie, shiney"
• 18- sit in the back seat of his car and yell at him to slow down, commenting on his driving between screams
• 19-call him a stupid shiney volvo owner
• 20- tell him you think he is a sez god
• 21- then laugh and joke about him being a virgin
• 22- then call him the 107 year old virgin
• 23- Every time he is near you, leap in front of a car, and scream at him, asking to be saved
• 24- ask him why everyone in his family has more muscles then him
• 25- run around with a lighter threating to set him on fire if he comes any closer
• 26- show him a picture of rob pattinson and and laugh at their resembelence
• 27- tell him that bella went to italy to have Aro turn her into a vampire
• 28- When he goes to italy walk up to him and say "just kidding"
• 29- beging to sing "the lamma song" in his ear, but change the words to "heres a cullen, theres a cullen, and another little cullen, funny cullen, fuzzy cullen, cullen cullen, TRUCK"
• 30- Ask him to turn you into a vampire
• 31- when he says no, beg him to and threaten bellas life
• 32- when he finally agrees to bite you, whisper "i cant wait 'till bella hears this"
• 33- When he bites you start to scream in agonizing pain, "how could you do this to a perfect little girl like me?"
• 34- once you turn into a vamp go up to edward and tell him you bit bella
• 35- tell him he was right her blood does smell good, and that you just wernt able to resist...sorry
• 36- tell him that you can now read his mind, and he should be ashmed by the graphic ways he pictures bella
• 37- laugh when he explaines himself and shake you head saying you were only joking
• 38- tell him in public that you have seen him and jacob sneaking out at night
• 39- wink at him when you do number 38
• 40- push him into the sun and start singing, "Diamonds are a girls bes friend!"
• 41- tell him that he looks cold and ask him if you should get him a space heater
• 42- watch "harry potter and the goblet of fire", and every tim cedric comes in scream "CEDAWRD" at the top of your lungs
• 43- begin to use large elegant words for an entire conversation, then ask him what you ment
• 44- kiss him and dont pull away, even if he tries to push you off
• 45- every time bella comes into the room, jump on his back and whisper, "ill be your spider monkey"
• 46- buy him blood pops from hogsmeade (harry potter refrence)
• 47- call him a leech
• 48- question why he has a cross in his house if he is a vampire
• 49- go to the back of the cullens house and continuslly throw rocks at their glass windows
• 50- throw garlic at him whail screaming, "DIE DIE DIE"
• 51- buy a shirt that says "bite me" and where it everywhere
• 52- run around picturing yourself naked
• 53- follow him around all day knowing that he can read you mind
• 54- run around picturing balla naked
• 55- sit next to him every class and when he looks at you run you hand through your hair, and let the scent of your blood wash over him
• 56- giggle randomly and when he asks what you problem is, repeat number 44
• 57- ask him what happened to cedric at the end of "harry potter and the goblet of fire" inquire that Carlisle is really Voldemort in disguise and voldemort is really a vamp who attacked cedric instead of killing him, therfore, Edward Cullen
• 58- invite him to a bonfire at La Push
• 59- shove him over the boundary line
• 60- make him watch the 40 year old virgin
• 61- smile at him every 5 minutes while doing number 60
• 62- buy him a pet dog, and name it jacob black
• 63- tell Tanya edward decided to take her back
• 64- video the catfight between Bella and Tanya...then show it to edward
• 65- then post it on youtube
• 66- force him to eat human food
• 67- tell roaslie that edward theinks she is ugly
• 68- sit back and watch the results of number 67
• 69- have emmett challenge him to a arm wrestling match
• 70- get mike newton and jacob black to crash his wedding
• 71- sing "seventeen forever" by metro station
• 72- stab him with a pencil
• 73- for halloween pour glitter on your face and walk around saying "im edward cullen"
• 74- call him your "cuddly wuddly eddiekins"
• 75- ask him about dracula, you know, his distant cousin
• 76- talk about how great jacob is, how much you love jacob, and how jacob is a better choice for him, then bella
• 77- tell him that he would be better off if he just ate bella, well because that is going to happen any ways
• 78- cut your finger then run up to him and shove it in his face
• 79- when he tells yout to get away, shove it in his face again and say" are you sure you dont want it?"
• 80- make a shirt that says "i kissed a wolf" then on the back make it say "and i think i liked it" then make him wear it
• 81- go up to him and stare at him for a really long time
• 82- then when he askes what your looking at, ask him if he is the guy from harry potter
• 83- say "im not scared of you"
• 84- ask him why he dosnt have a cool scar on his head (HP refrence)
• 85- sit next to him in biology and stare at him the entire time
• 86- while in biology, make yourself faint at the first mention of blood
• 87- drive slow
• 88- when he says that him and bella are getting married, look up at him and say "omg! is bella preggo?"
• 89- when the wedding comes invite the entire La Push pack
• 90- when he gets mad, cry and fling yourself at him and say you were only trying to help
• 91- for the reception theme everything harry potter
• 92- scold him for marrying bella who's sooo much younger then him
• 93- buy bella a team jacob shirt
• 94- buy him a team jacob shirt
• 95- spend hours making meals, then offer for him to eat them
• 96- when he refuses, run away crying
• 97- convince him to join the track team
• 98- run around singing "BELLA AND EDWARD SITTING IN A TREE--H-U-N-T-I-N-G!!!
• 99- slip love notes into his locker, and sign them jacob black
• 100- make him read new moon

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