You know you're a Twilighter if...

U know ur a Twilighter if:

Please select all that apply.

• *You walk into a bookstore and you go straight to the section that contains the Twilight Saga!
• You want to take ballet because Bella did and because Alice walks gracefully like a dancer.
• Someone Says Edwards Not real You yell: EDWARD IS REAL AND HE'S MY BOYFRIEND!
• *Every time you hear twilight in school, your head pops up so you have an hour conversation with that person even though they really don't know what your talking about because they haven't read the books.
• *You cry every time Edward leaves, even though you have read the book 3 times.
• *When you try and convince everyone you know to read and love twilight as much as you do!
• You plan your budget around Twilight purchases.
• *You know what Spunk Ransom means.
• You keep everything twilight and wont let anyone else touch it so only ur finger prints are on it.
• You have tons of scrapbooks that wont close cause they're stuffed full with twilight stuff.
• You write twilight related topics over everything and then keep it forever.
• *You do nothing but think about twilight.
• *You dedicate every song you hear to twilight
• *You cried when you saw Robert cut his hair.
• *You get ridiculed relentlessly cuz of your obsession with twilight.
• You refresh twilight websites every 5 minutes to check for more twilight news.
• You get into huge arguments, maybe even catfights while fighting about twilight.
• *You made the commitment to stay pure until after marriage cuz that's what Edward would want
• You consider changing your sons name to Edward, even though he's already a year and half old.
• You risk getting fired at work by using the off limits laminator to laminate the hundreds of magazine covers and twilight pictures to hang in your office.
• When you've spent over 200 dollars in tickets and twilight gear, just on yourself!
• You put signs on your bedroom windows telling the world how obsessed you are with Twilight.
• *Every thing that you talk about, some how relates back to Twilight!
• *You look at apples in a completely different way.
• You persuade your boyfriend to read the books so he can understand why you are so obsessed with them and with Edward.
• You're up at 5 am just to check if there are any news about Twilight
• You're walking up stairs to the 5th floor and thinking: "I wouldn't have to walk this much if I was a vampire"
• Everything in real life reminds you of Twilight.
• You put glitter on yourself so you too can sparkle in the sun like a vampire-and you did this before you heard about the body glitter they are selling a Hot Topic.
• *You hear thunder and your immediate thought is that vampires are playing baseball.
• *You walk into Hot Topic for the first time. (me: thats me! lol)
• *You own multiple copies of the books, the soundtrack, the score, the calendar, 8 or more t-shirts, buttons, key chains, jewelry, bumper stickers, posters, saved your movie tickets, etc.
• You advertise that you attended the midnight showing of the opening day of the movie by wearing a shirt that simply has "I was there. Nov 21 2008" and that people ACTUALLY know what it means.
• Twilight Character Posters Covers Your Room (Including the Windows)
• You wrote I Love Edward Cullen in all your school books!!
• You can't see the end of the fourth movie of Harry Potter without crying.
• *You read the saga for the millionth time and still cry/cheer/laugh out loud and hope like hell you can find a love like that.
• Put Your Toy Lion Next to Your Lamb Toy.
• *You can relate everything you see and hear to Twilight!
• *You have enough Twilight wallpapers saved on your computer to last a lifetime.
• You buy magazines featuring anything Twilight obsessively.
• *Every thing that you talk about, some how relates back to Twilight!
• You consider naming your children after anyone in the Twilight saga.
• You got you parents obsessed with it too
• All you ever see is twilight
• *All you ever think of is twilight
• Your #1 trait in a guy is if they're a vampire.
• *Every time you turn on your pc, the first thing you look for is about Twilight.
• You make all your friends sit down and look at all the pictures you have collected of Edward Cullen.
• *Every time you see or hear the word twilight you freak out even if it has nothing to do with twilight.
• You flaunt your paleness.
• *You have read all four books a million times.
• *Never shut up about twilight.
• *Know everything that happens.
• *Can tell the whole story to your friends in detail when they ask.
• *Name all the characters and the actors that play them.
• Someone says something and you quote the movie back to them in response.
• Everywhere you go, you think of the Twilight characters and wonder if they have ever been there
• *You humor yourself by noting how many people walk by with a red and black book in their hands... and you cannot rest until you know which one it was
• You insist a friend read Twilight and they immediately buy the rest of the books and finish them in a weekend.
• *You Go to the see The Twilight Movie more then once (me: I went twice!!)
• While at work, you scan and file charts all while reading Twilight.
• When you look over in history class and see a girl reading a black book, so you crane your neck and see the line "something with her scent on it" you turn to your best friend and proclaim "IT'S ECLIPSE!"
• You have all four books with you at all times .. REGARDLESS of how huge they are.
• You force everyone you know to read the series and can't stop grinning like a madwoman/man when you find out that they "hate" you for making them wish they didn't have to be at work so they could listen to the audio books in their car.
• *You already know every line of the movie after seeing it just 2 times
• You write your own vampire history and intertwine it with the Cullen's
• You are desperate for a 1953 red Chevy pickup, a silver S60R Volvo, a red BMW M3 convertible, a black Mercedes S55 AMG, a yellow 911 Porsche, a Volkswagen Rabbit, a Harley, Honda, or Ducati motorcycle, a red Ferrari, Mercedes Guard, or any other vehicle that was in the Twilight Saga including a police cruiser.
• When you are talking about pancakes and you finish talking about Edward Cullen.
• You check a twilight site more than your facebook/myspace page.
• *Instead of screaming OMG! you start screaming Oh My Edward! (me: I say that too!! Well, either that or Oh My Rob)
• You name Your Favorite Teddy Bear Emmett
• *When you remember the exact lines of special scenes of the movie.
• *You and your friends say random words and try to relate them back to Twilight
• While washing the dishes you think "I wouldn't have to wash stupid dishes if I were a vampire!"
• When Bella's lullaby is in your top most played songs.
• Want to go urgently to Forks.
• *You breath, eat and live for the Twilight saga (me: I do too!!!!!)
• You ask your local movie theatre if you can have the massive twilight posters after they're done with them.
• *You want to become a vampire.
• When you do something really cool or spontaneous, you like to say "It's cuz I'm secretly a vampire."
• You Read The Whole Series in Four Days.
• Your teachers think you're a complete psycho.
• You consider buying red contact lenses, just to see what it looks like.
• You Make Shirts To Show Your Twilight-ness.
• You get your friend and friends mom hooked on it at the same time.

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