Could you be Britney's Bodyguard?

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Do you have what it takes to join the elite? The few, the proud, the ones who will turn a blind-eye? Could you be Britney's Bodyguard? Find out!

1

Let's start with the basics. All of Britney's bodyguards are dangerously large, intimidating men. Do you fit the bill?
- Large and in charge
- Nope, that doesn't sound like me
2

Britney is always on the move, so her bodyguards need to hang out where she hangs out. Where do you spend your day usually?
- Shopping at gas stations, walking around barefoot, Las Vegas
- I go out, but I stay at home, too.
3

Britney often has hot tub parties with strangers. Could you keep your mouth shut?
- No way, I'd tell all my friends!
- I could be discreet.
- I'll shut my mouth, but I'll be taking photos/videos the entire time. Does that count?
4

Could you beat up KFed?
- With my hands tied behind my back.
- Probably not...doesn't he usually have big bodygaurds, too?
5

Are you prepared to take a bullet for Britney?
- Uhhhhhhh.....not likely....
- Like, Totally!
6

Britney asks you to jump. What do you do?
- Ask how high!!
- Smack her and tell her to be a good mother.

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