"Let's Do A Line!"

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Obscure quotes from movies we like....GOOD LUCK, SUCKERS!

  1. 1

    "I swear, it's like I'm playin' cards with my brother's kids or somethin'. You nerve-wrackin' sons-a-bi#ches."

  2. 2

    "Meat and potatoes, meat and potatoes, meat and potatoes, meat and potatoes, meat and potatoes, meat and potatoes."

  3. 3

    "Hey Spida, that bandage on your foot is bigger than your fu#kin" head."

  4. 4

    "This shi#ty a#s rabbit stinks! Smells like pu#sy!"

  5. 5

    "We...thought...you...was...a...toad..."

  6. 6

    "There goes the neighborhood."

  7. 7

    "We can't stop here...this is bat country."

  8. 8

    "He musta thought it was white boy day. It ain't white boy day, is it?"

  9. 9

    "Anybody else wanna read their gun?"

  10. 10

    "I wanna be baptized." " Well get baptized then, I don't give a s#it. Call up a fu#kin' preacher, Goddammit, we can't baptize ya."

  11. 11

    "Look like someone put the boots to him while he was down." "Does it?"

  12. 12

    "I am the devil. And I am here to do the devil's work."

  13. 13

    "Dang, that was lucky. Doggone near lost a four hundred dollar handcar."

  14. 14

    "Basically, a snake don't have parts, but if I had to call it anything, I would say its his knee."

  15. 15

    "How'm I gonna get a scar like that eatin' p#ssy?"

  16. 16

    "I saw it...some angry member of the kitchen staff..did you not tip him? The terrorist ran that way. It was a run-by fruiting!"

  17. 17

    "That's right...you got a thing about wood, don't ya?"

  18. 18

    "There is a time and a place for everything, Kato. And this is it!"

  19. 19

    "Wake up son. I"ll be taking these Huggies and, ah, whatever cash ya got."

  20. 20

    "Barbecue, tastes so good, make you wanna slap yo' mama! Don't it, Willie? "

  21. 21

    "David, if you kill him...he will win."

  22. 22

    "I think we've established that "Ka Ka" and "Tukki Tukki" don't work."

  23. 23

    "Fat guy in a little coat."

  24. 24

    "Put yer titty up. Adele."

  25. 25

    "I don't like nobody touching me. Now, any of you homos touch me, and I'll kill you."

  26. 26

    "I'd f#ck Elvis. Well, when he was alive, not now."

  27. 27

    "For the love of Jane Russell's big fat horse's a#s on toast, stop ringing than godda#n bell!'

  28. 28

    "You burned my girlfriend's hair off, Dude. Now she's wearing a f#cking wig. SHE LOOKS LIKE AN OLD LADY!"

  29. 29

    "Peel out, I just love it when guys peel out. "

  30. 30

    "You could've killed me slugging me in the gut like that. That's how Houdini died, you know."

  31. 31

    " Look at me! I did this to you! Remember me. Ruined my whole f#ckin' lunch. "

  32. 32

    "If I wasn't from Jamaica, then why would I be wearing this hat?"

  33. 33

    "Why Ike, whatever do you mean? Maybe poker's just not your game. I know, let's have a spelling contest."

  34. 34

    "She touched my pepe, Steve!"

  35. 35

    "A crummy commercial? Son of a bi#ch! "

  36. 36

    "Feels like you're running at an incredible rate, Harry!"

  37. 37

    "Whoa, chill bro... You know you can't raise your voice like that when the lion's here."

  38. 38

    "That's so funny, the last time I heard that I laughed so hard I fell off my dinasour."

  39. 39

    "Call it!"

  40. 40

    "There's a time to shirk, and a time to work."

  41. 41

    "I drink your,...MILKSHAKE!"

  42. 42

    "They will say that I have shed innocent blood. What's blood for, if not for shedding?"

  43. 43

    "THIS WILL NOT LOOK GOOD ON A RESUME!"

  44. 44

    " I don't want my brother coming out of that toilet with just his d#ck in his hands, alright?"

  45. 45

    "Hey look, mister - we serve hard drinks in here for men who want to get drunk fast, and we don't need any characters around to give the joint "atmosphere" .

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