YOU VS HOGWARTS PROFESSORS! WHICH OF THESE WOULD YOU DO?

Please select all that apply.

• Snape section: always make eye contact with him. bite your lip occasionally.
• -look nervous when he looks at you. or longing.
• -when he talks to you, your eyes go out of focus. breathe heavy.
• -Smile and wave extra big at him during dinner.
• -Transfigure your homework into flowers, just for him.
• -Ask him if he had his daily hug, and hug him regaurdless.
• -Ask if you can get extra credit. by doing anything he needs.
• -beg if he says no. (unbutton your shirt a bit!) re-enforce " ANYTHING!"
• -dye his clothes pink.
• -insist he finds his happy place
• -help him find one
• -ask if your skirt is a proper place for one.
• -pass around "hug your potions master" pins.
• -tell him your muggle cousin wants his chemistry teacher back.
• McGonnagal section: ask to have a slumber party with her.
• -wake her up if you get nightmares
• -insist on sleeping in the same room/bed when it happens.
• -tell her muggles have a thing called botox.
• -try to give her a feirce new hairdo in hopes of woo-ing Snape.
• -and don't tell her your skirt is his happy place.
• -get her to loosen up a bit (aka, firewhisky!)
• -ask her if she is a cougar.
• Dumbledore section: regularly send him knitting patterns
• -tell him Draco and Harry really actually love each other, and they need to work it out.
• -spike his tea with Luck Potion, and watch him get a wizard high!
• -get the entire great hall to wish him a happy retirement every day.
• tell him happy 300th birday.
• -ask to go shopping with him.
• -should i make another quiz like this? (choose this if you liked it)