The Ultimate Fart Survey!

The Ultimate Fart Survey!

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Are you interested in how many other people out there are interested in farting? It's gross, it's funny, it's mature at times, but mostly funny!
Questions 1-5 are prodcedural questions. Please paitently answer them before continuing on to the interesting ones.

  1. 1

    Are you male or female?

  2. 2

    What is your farts race?

  3. 3

    Are you gay or bisexual?

  4. 4

    Do you do anything to your butt?

  5. 5

    Do you understand how the anatomy of the human fart works?

  6. 6

    Do you like to fart?

  7. 7

    How many times can you estimate that you fart per day?

  8. 8

    Do you feel comfortable enough to fart around others?

  9. 9

    (If a public farter) Which people do you choose to fart in front of the most?

  10. 10

    Do you think the sound of a fart is funny?

  11. 11

    Do you personally believe that farting should be more publicly accepted?

  12. 12

    If you like farting, what is your reason?

  13. 13

    Have you ever tried to make yourself fart?

  14. 14

    How would you react if someone you didn't know, let one rip in your presence?

  15. 15

    Have you ever farted out loud while dumping in the restroom?

  16. 16

    Was this experience embarassing?

  17. 17

    Have you ever heard another person fart out loud in a public restroom stall?

  18. 18

    Have you ever pushed your butt up against something to enhance the sound of your fart?

  19. 19

    Does your fart have an odor?

  20. 20

    Can you define a Gay Fart?

  21. 21

    If you discovered a song on the net related to farting, would you listen to it?

  22. 22

    What did you think of this survey?

  23. 23

    Be honest... did you fart while taking this survey?

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