What Kind of Black Guy Are You?

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What Kind of Black Guy Are You?
Its unanimous. For the 10th year in a row everybody wants to be a black man. Props to Barry O'Bama for the taking over where Jay Z left off. Like Barack, people will say change but not everybody has what it takes to be down with the brothers. Does your inner soul have soul. Take this quick quiz and see what kind of soul brother lies in you? We all want a little Black in us. Take this quiz and prove it?

1

Do you smoke weed?
- Yeah - socially speaking
- Hell Yeah - I'm smoking now
- No- as in I did once
- Yeah - as in I used to
- No- as in not once not ever
2

If you had a million dollars...
- I'd buy land in Africa and get away from whitey.
- I'd spend it on my friends and family
- I'd cop a couple Bentleys and a few chains to match.
- I'd flip it into a few million more, or lose it all trying.
- I'd move to Paris or London
- I'd donate it all to charity.
- I'd write a book or do a lifelong passion such as
- I'd buy out Jet Magazine. And shut it down.
- I'd pay my child support.
- I'd give 10% to the church and he rest to my wife
- I'd buy more Newports.
3

If you were in G-Unit, Who would you be?
- The Game- the kid who took his ball and left
- 50 Cent - The Boss
- Tony Yayo- The Class Clown
- Lloyd Banks- The Sidekick
- Young Buck- The dirty kid down the street
4

What kind of shoes do you wear most?
- adidas
- stacy adams
- Sandals
- converse
- Timberlands
- air force ones
- kenneth coles
- Etnies
- brooks brothers
- Reeboks
- Vans
- Air Jordans
- Polo
- Filas
- Cole Haans
- Bapes
- sperry
- Nike (except Jordan)
- rockports
5

Selling drugs to my community is
- how I make my living fool
- detrimental to the communtiy
- a necessary part of life, as in, you do what you got to do.
- wrong only when you get caught.
- illegal therefore I don't do it.
6

Okay, the truth this time. Do you like White girls?
- No- just not my thing man. I like it kinky.
- No- As I told you before (someone is still looking)
- No- now if you would've said Asian or Spanish?
- Yes- if they look like Pamela Anderson
- Yes- if they have a snatch
- Yes- if they have money like the Hiltons
7

Whats your day job like?
- I'm an actor
- I teach saxaphone
- I own a barber shop
- I am a grantwriter
- I am a writer
- I am a garbage man
- I am a car saleman
- I am a promoter
- I teach high school
- I'm a florist
- I run an Art Gallery
- I'm unemployed
- I am an pastor at a church
- I am a doctor
- I am a warden
- I am a student
- I am a male stripper
- I am a parole officer
- I am a prosecutor
8

Are you Gay?
- Maybe
- No
- Won't Say
- Yes
9

To Bling or not to Bling?
- I have no piercings or tattoos
- I have 5 piercings and / or tattoos
- I have more than ten piercings and/ or tattoos.
- I have a few piericings and / or tattoos
10

Are you a lover?
- I cried once.
- I am more sensitive than Ralph Transvent before a vasectomy
- I am in touch with my feminine side 100 %
- I deny having an X chromosome. All man, All the time.
- I am 50% lover, 50 % fighter.
11

Whats your favorite movie?
- Madea ""
- Scarface
- Shawshank Redemption
- Soul Plane
- Belly
- School Daze
- How to Be a Player
12

Your idea of the perfect sunday morning is...
- sleeping in bed til noon
- tailgating at the football stadium
- picnic in the parl
- sunday paper at the table, off to work
- early to church service
13

What kind of Black Guy hair do you want?
- Afro
- Dreadlocks
- Ceaser cut
- Bald Fade
- Bald
- Cornrows
- Combo
- Balding
14

Do you date white girls?
- Yeah- socially speaking
- Yeah- as in I used to
- No- as in No
- Hell Yeah- what other kind of girls are there?
15

How old are you?
- Under 18
- 24-30
- Over 30
- 18-24

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What Kind of Black Guy Are You?

Do you smoke weed?

If you had a million dollars...

If you were in G-Unit, Who would you be?

What kind of shoes do you wear most?

Selling drugs to my community is

Okay, the truth this time. Do you like White girls?

Whats your day job like?

Are you Gay?

To Bling or not to Bling?

Are you a lover?

Whats your favorite movie?

Your idea of the perfect sunday morning is...

What kind of Black Guy hair do you want?

Do you date white girls?

How old are you?

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