how to get kicked out of walmart!!!

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• run around screaming ITS GOT ME ITS GOT ME AHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!! until someone asks whats wrong and then say mr waffle got me and now hes gonna get you!!! and laugh hyserically lol
• get a fart ready (do so at christmas) then fart on the santa guy's lap and sing i farted on santas lap now xmas is rly gon stink 4 me!
• put something into someone elses cart then scream THEY TOOK MY __ WHY WOULD THEY DO THAT!!!! and run around pretending to cry
• open up all the board games and make an angry face out of monopoly money then when someone walks past say "its watching you its gonna kill you and drag you to hell" and watch them back away
• sit at the tables and when staff walk past ask them if theyll take your order
• sit at the checkout asking if you can have a whoopsie in the kakapoo room with them until they call security then RUN!
• go to the hunting ailse and ask someone where the loaded ones are (wear emo clothes and show them your list saying 1. kill myself 2. die
• put on one of the halloween costumes and jump into a wheelie bin and when you hear someone coming quickly jump out and scream