Funny as* pick up lines! (I hope people never try to use them)

Please select all that apply.

• "Just call me milk, I'll do your body good."
• "I've just moved you to the top of my 'to do' list."
• "I hope you know CPR, cuz you take my breath away!"
• "All those curves, and me with no brakes."
• "So here I am. What were your other two wishes?"
• "So there you are! I've been searching all over for you."
• "Is it hot in here or is it just you?"
• "When God made you, he was showing off."
• "Baby, you're so sweet, you put Hershey's outta business."
• "So what else do you have going for you besides your good looks?"
• Excuse me. I'm from the FBI, the "Fine Body Investigators, and I'm going to have to ask you to assume the position."
• "I think I lost my phone number... Can I borrow yours?"
• "I just had to come talk with you. Sweetness is my weakness."
• "Do you have a map? Cause I just got lost in your eyes."
• "If you don't wanna have kids with me, then why don't we just practice? "
• "Bom Chika Wah Wah... "
• "Were you arrested earlier? It's gotta be illegal to look that good."
• "I know what caused global warming. You! "
• "Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again?"
• "Hi, I'm interested.... "
• "If I told you had a beautiful body... would you hold it against me? "
• "Did the sun come out or did you just smile at me? "
• "Did it hurt When you fell from Heaven? "
• "I think I can die happy now, cause I've just seen a piece of Heaven. "
• "Are you tired? cause you've been running through my mind all day."
• "I need some sunscreen because you're burning me up!"
• "There must be a lightswitch on my forehead because everytime I see you, you turn me on!"
• "I know milk does a body good, but baby, how much have you been drinking? "
• "This isn't a beer belly; it's a fuel tank for a love machine"
• "You're so hot that I wouldn't even feel the need to lie about how we met! "
• "You're so beautiful you make me wish I was straight."