What would you be?

So I was reading one butt cheek at a time by Amber Kizer, and now I'm curious, would you be a Thing, a Giggle, a Pop, a Brain, a Cloud Rider, or a Wannabe?
The personality discriptions at the end are direct excerpts from Rant #2
(They questions are my own, by the way)
Oy, please bear in mind that the main character is a Brain, so it's a wee bit biased.