ways to annoy jacob black

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• Throw a stick and yell to him to fetch it
• When he dosent get it say "what kind of a dog are you ?"
• Buy him a kitten for his birthday and name it Edward
• Tell him that he needs a haircut then take him to the pet groomer
• Buy him a "bite me" tee-shirt
• Buy him a shock collar and press the button evry time he swears . . .
• Give him a muzzle.
• kiss him
• then push him off
• the ask him if he has rabbies, or anything you should worry about.
• Follow him around singing "who let the dogs out who whowhowho"
• Buy him dog treats and a chew toy for his birthday.
• When he gets mad begin to cry and say that Edward would have been more greatfull
• Tell him that you know the real reason the la push guys are so close
• Wink when you do number 23
• Ask him to get you a coke from the fridge and if he does pat his head and say " good boy"
• If he doesn't hit him on the nose witha rolled up newspaper.
• Walk behind him for a really long time constantly touching his butt
• When he asks what your doing tell him your looking for his tail
• Compare the number of Edward fans too Jacob fans. When he celebrates the fact that he has the most, tell him it's because most people prefer dogs; its not ACTUALLY because he's popular
• Make jokes about the pack having hot homo doggie fun
• When he strongly dissagrees with no. 32, wink and say "Sure Sure"
• Whenever he transforms scream wolf shapeshifer in his ear at the top of your lungs.
• Dress up like a vampire for halloween and go trick or treating in la push
• Ask him too kiss you
• Then push him off and punch him in the face
• Then scream and yell about breaking your hand
• Paint his motorcycle hot pink
• Sing" i kissed a girl " but change the words too i kissed a wolf. He'll get happy at the "and i liked it" line . . You then should say "But the vampire was so much better, I cant deny it"
• Tell him that Edward bit Bella and now shes a hungry new born thirsing for his blood
• After telling him that lock him and edward up in a room together
• Video the results of 51
• Ask him if Edward dazzles him
• When he comes over too your house close your toilet seats saying that you need too be carefull so that he doesnt give in to temptation and drink from it
• Go into his garage and steal all of his tools
• Brush his hair and then complain about his horrible sheding
• Every time he says something reply with " sure, sure"
• Take breaking dawn and force him to read Edward and Bellas honeymoon scene
• When he gets all mad lean into his ear and whisper " we could do that "
• then when he gets excited, say "oh right...ur with seth"
• Tap him on the sholder constantly without stoping
• When he turns around say " Edward won!"
• When he phases steal his pants
• Tell him that your a virgo and proud of it
• When he has to go too the bathroom bring him outside and point to the ground
• When he asks to go back inside shake your head and say " no one likes a doggie who isnt house trained."
• If he threatens you tell him that bella doesnt like it when he gets violent
• When he glares at you smile and say "neither would your lover seth"
• When he growls say we dont want another sam-and-emily incident do we?
• when he begins too shake scream " omgeeeeeee! hes having a seiszure!"
• When he growls again tell him that his growl really isnt that scary
• When he phases find a tenis ball and throw it yelling at him too fetch
• When he tries to kill you run over the boundary line, point and laugh at him melodramatically. Then roll on the floor with laughter
• When he touches you accidently scream "Oh no!! I'm melting!!" - pretend to melt on the spot with crazy arm gestures
• Count the number of things you can do before he rips you too shreds

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