have you ever - another one

have you ever? ......well, have you?

Please select all that apply.

• hated jamie oliver's guts? or his uncooked food?
• stolen someone else's slippers?
• heard the minor profanity; "chod"? (this question is serious)
• eaten an extraordinary amount of satsumas over christmas?
• eaten only turkey leftovers through the first two weeks of january?
• listened to BBC radio 2?
• shot a daddy long legs?
• told someone that "you wear it well"?
• worn stilts?
• worn them well?
• clocked on to the rod stewart references yet?
• heard any of the good tracks by the kitkat rapper?
• run someone down with a car?
• got run down by a car?
• seen a lampost that was grey, and then the next time you saw it, it was green?
• thought that have you ever quizzes need to have LOTS of questions?
• dyed your hair?
• used a solar powered calculator?
• had your own personal taxi driver?
• done some funky wheelchair dance moves?
• had a go on one of those mobility scooter things?
• wondered why the disabled should have all the fun?
• worn purple?
• stolen a telly?
• stolen a telly WHILE wearing purple?
• pretended to be a girl for the day? (you can't pretend to be a girl if you are a girl.)
• seen a fox?
• seen a fox in socks?
• seen a fox in socks, standing on rocks?
• put up a shelf?
• tried to use a remote control on a person or a pet?
• lost your marbles?
• eaten a tuna sandwich?
• thought shepard's pie was a bunch of shepards cooked up into a pie? (obvious when you think about it)
• eaten shepard's pie?
• wondered about all the food questions?
• thought that this quiz was good?

are you gonna comment on this brilliant quiz?

• no.
• yes.
• narp.
• yarp.
• maybe. (i'll take that as a no.)