Fifteen Funny Pick Up Lines :D

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i have an obsession: pick up lines. they crack me up. here are my favorites...


( and you can rate them either 'funny' !! :D or just 'fair' ... =\ )

  1. 1

    i'm like a rubix cube. the more you play with me the harder i get.

  2. 2

    hey are you lucky charms? cause youre magically delicious

  3. 3

    my sock are having a party. do your pant want to come down?

  4. 4

    if i were the muffin man, id butter your buscuits.

  5. 5

    my pen:s stopped breathing. do you know CPR?

  6. 6

    are you a farmer? cause you can sure raise c::cks.

  7. 7

    nice legs. what time do they open?

  8. 8

    i have skittles in my mouth. wanna come taste the rainbow?

  9. 9

    you must have a mirror in your pocket cause i can see me in your pants.

  10. 10

    im no pie expert but i think you just made my banana cream

  11. 11

    you must work at subway cause you just gave me a footlong

  12. 12

    the word of the day is 'legs'. lets go back to my place and spread the word.

  13. 13

    would you like to try and australian kiss? its like a french kiss but down under.

  14. 14

    will you help me find my lost puppy? i think it went into that cheap motel room.

  15. 15

    why dont you come over here and sit on my lap and we'll talk about the first thing that pops up.

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