The Quiz of Ultimate Grumpitude

The Quiz of Ultimate Grumpitude

7 Responses | Created by dumbiee |

At this end of this quiz, you will know the true meaning of life. Good luck, so long, and thanks for all the fish.

  1. 1

    You're walking down the street. There's a Burger King cheese burger sitting quite arrogantly at a bus stop and you are sick and tired of it looking so snobby. What will you do?

  2. 2

    It doesn't matter what you wanted to do, because that burger was runned over by a dog on a scooter.

  3. 3

    TWILIGHT. What is your opinion

  4. 4

    I pull out three tubs of red, blue, and yellow paint. I splash them all on your very expensive, white leather couch. What color do they all create?

  5. 5

    What question number is this?

  6. 6

    That last question was a trick question. Are you very upset now?

  7. 7

    You have school tomorrow that starts at four AM. You turn to your alarm clock and it says 11:45. What do you do?

  8. 8

    Four plus seven. Divided by two. Square root it. Multiply it by itself three times. Invite it to dinner. Add three chicken fingers to its plate. Bring your dog to the table. What does that equal?

  9. 9

    Oh no! Your english essay got a BS -- a below standard -- and it's worth fifty points! Your grade drops to a Z. You get home and show your parents; what do they say?

  10. 10

    Whatever you chose, your parents really said: "SON, I'M PROUD" In repsonse, you say:

  11. 11

    CHARIZARD! I CHOOSE YOU!!

  12. 12

    What would you do, if I spoke in broken english, would you stand up and walk out on me?

  13. 13

    Good will i now speaking in broke Language english!!

  14. 14

    Pick your favorite quote out of the following:

  15. 15

    We're nearing the end of this quiz ... bummer, right?

  16. 16

    JUST KIDDING. I just added like fifteen more questions to see if I could make random crap up for them. What is your favorite color?

  17. 17

    How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

  18. 18

    What are smarties?

  19. 19

    You're taking your state's proficiencsicoisous exam. You're half-way done when you flip to the next page and someone has written in the answers for you! What do you do?

  20. 20

    PAUL McCARTNEY. He's got a pretty damn cute smile, don't he?

  21. 21

    Computers. What is your opinion of them?

  22. 22

    OKAY WELL WHAT ABOUT JOHN LENNON? His chin is delicious, no?

  23. 23

    Michael Jackson?

  24. 24

    I bet that last question offended a bunch of people. Ferris Buller offended me. Except not really. What was your favorite part?

  25. 25

    Do you use your e-mail often?

  26. 26

    I'm thirsty. Here's a riddle: There are two houses, a yellow and a blue. One house is facing the sun, the other the moon. What color is my couch?

  27. 27

    I love you.

  28. 28

    When I say, "All you need is ..." what do you say?

  29. 29

    HOLY SHIZ IT'S JIMI HENDRIX. He looks a little sick. What will you do?

  30. 30

    This is the last question. Honestly. How do you feel?

  31. 31

    jk this is last question lol. Pick a quote to end your experience on:

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