"Both of our father's are running for President"

Seduction Tip 1#. [they are from the book I'm reading. Boy Minus Girl by Richard Uhlig]

• The Seductive Man knows his tongue is in invaluable erotic instrument, which my be exercised daily. Stick it out as far as it will go and then pull it back deep into your mouth.
• Do this 10 times rapidly. Next, flutter your tongue like the wings of a humming bird for three minutes.
• Soon you'll be ready to pleasure her with the Velvet Buzz Saw.