Please take this quiz only if you dare! MUUHUUHAAHAAHAA!

Would you rather go to a party with one hundred friends or eat all the food you want and NEVER get fat for a week?

• NEVER get fat, I'm already packing on the pounds!
• one hundred friends? I'll take 200 hundred friends to a party!
• umm.... all of the above?
• That depends, if I go to a party and eat all I want and not get fat, then that's my answer baby!

Would you bathe in a bathtub full of cockroaches or don't take a shower forever?

• cockroaches are my best friends, no, wait, everything is!
• I hold the record for never taking a bath, so I can't do the first one but I already started the second one before this quiz started.
• cockroaches, why not spiders!
• I'd rather become friends with the school bully and get bossed around then do those disgusting things!

Would you rather be stupid and call the nerds nerds, or be a nerd and call the stupid people stupid?

• Both!
• I want to be a geek than a nerd
• Hey, I'm a teacher!
• I'm being homeschooled, so I don't have to worry about nothin', why I can call myself some dumb names!

Ice-cream or pie?

• ice and cream
• ice cream pie
• ice pie
• cream pie

Would you rather be dumb or ugly?

Please select all that apply.

• Dum, not dumb
• ugly and dumb
• Who are you calling ugly, ugly?
• I'm already both, so I'm out of this!

Please pick the following that you would like to be or have:

Please select all that apply.

• smart
• emo
• nemo friendly
• crazy
• have a toilet head
• do nothing all day
• green butt
• have a x marks the spot on your nose and people will be digging for gold

I would rather have this kind of job when I grow up:

• cut the cheese for the school lunch
• pour coffee for your boss
• pro football player
• super doctor comes to the rescue!
• toothpaste factory
• make people's bed

Why would you want to go to heaven?

• free ice - cream! YAY!!
• Meet my great great great great great great great great grandparents!
• To get out of Hell for once!
• so people won't ask me for pencils in school!

Was this quiz fun?

• Hell yeah!
• Hell no!
• Waste of my precoius time to take other quizzes
• Loved it so much, I caught my parents taking this quiz once!