Which Harry Potter joke do you like out of the list better?

Please select all that apply.

• I will not poke Hufflepuffs with spoons, nor will I insist that their House colors indicate that they are "covered in bees".
• 2. No matter how good a fake Australian accent I can do, I will not imitate Steve Irwin during Care of Magical Creatures class.
• 3. Growing marijuana or hallucinogenic mushrooms is not "an extra credit project for Herbology".
• 4. "I've heard every possible joke about Oliver Wood's name" is not a challenge.
• 5. I am not allowed to attempt to breed a liger.
• 6. I will not go to class skyclad.
• 7.The Giant Squid is not an appropriate date to the Yule Ball.
• 8. I will not use Umbridge's quill to write "I told you I was hardcore".
• 9. I will stop referring to showering as "giving Moaning Myrtle an eyeful".
• 10. Polishing my wand in the common room is acceptable. "Polishing my wand" in the common room is not.
• 11. If a classmate falls asleep, I will not take advantage of that fact and draw a Dark Mark on their arm.
• 12. House elves are not acceptable replacements for Bludgers.
• 13. Starting a betting pool on the fate of this year's Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher is tasteless and tacky, not a clever money-making concept.
• 14. I will not let Madam Hooch cath me riding my broom into her forbidden forest.
• 15. Adding the name "Bueller" to Professor Binns' roster is not funny.
• 16. "Springtime for Voldemort" is not an acceptable suggestion for the class play.
• 17. Seamus Finnegan is not "after me Lucky Charms".
• 18. I will not refer to the Weasley twins as "bookends".
• 19. I will not refer to the Patil twins as "bookends".
• 20. The Slytherin prefect is named Draco Malfoy, not "Rocky Horror."
• 21. It is exceptionally tasteless to tell Professor Lupin that "Once you go Black, you never go back."
• 22. I will not call Lucius Malfoy "Jareth".
• 23. I will not bring a Magic Eight Ball to Divination class.
• 24. I am not to refer to the Potions classroom as "Kitchen Stadium".
• 25. I will not tell Ron and Hermione to "Get a room" whenever they start to fight.
• 26. The Forbidden Forest is forbidden for a reason.
• 27. I am not a tribble Animagus.
• 28. I am allowed to have a toad, rat, cat, or owl. I am not allowed to have a reticulated python, snow leopard, Tasmanian devil, or piranha.
• 29. I do not weigh the same as a duck.
• 30. Remus Lupin does not want a flea collar.
• 31. Sirius Black is not #24601.
• 32. I will not lick Trevor.
• 33. I will stop asking the Arithmancy teacher what the square root of -1 is.
• 34. I am not being repressed.
• 35. Calling Lucius Malfoy "Luscious Mouthful" is just plain gross.
• 36. I will not change the password to the prefects' bath to "Makes getting clean almost as much fun as getting dirty".
• 37. There is no such thing as an Invisibility Thong.
• 38. I am not a Pinball Wizard.
• 39. Asking "How do you keep a Gryffindor in suspense?" and walking away is only funny the first time.
• 40. I will not offer to pose nude for Colin Creevey.
• 41. I will not offer to pose nude for Dean Thomas.
• 42. It is a bad idea to tell Professor Snape he takes himself too seriously.
• 43. It is a bad idea to tell Professor McGonagall she takes herself too seriously.
• 44. Sir Cadogan is not one of the knights who say "NI".
• 45. I will not offer to prepare tandoori owl.
• 46. I will stop asking when we will learn to make "Love Potion Number Nine".
• 47. I will not ask Dumbledore to show me the pointy hat trick.
• 48. I will not greet Professor McGonagall with "What's new, pussycat?"
• 49. There is not now, nor has there ever been, a fifth House at Hogwarts, and I am not a member of that house, nor am I its founder.
• 50. I will not take out a life insurance policy on Harry Potter.
• 51. When I get sent to the headmasters office, I will Not sing 'We're off to see the wizard!'