Joke: show dog and mongrel

Showdog was just relaxing when Mongrel came past, Mongrel said "where are you going Showdog"? Showdog said "To the show". So Mongrel said "Im just going to wait for you to come back". Showdog came Back and Mongrel said "how did you go"? and Showdog said 1st place. Then Mongrel said "it's my turn now" so Showdog just waited for Mongrel to come back". Mongrel came back with his tail between his legs and Showdog said how did you go? 2 roots a kick in the guts and highley Successful