Where do you fit on the Tom-Adam scale?

Are you more like Tom or more like Adam? To be on this scale means you are really cool, boring and immature. If you start reading the questions and find that they don't apply to you, it means you don't belong on the Tom-Adam scale and are therefore not a loud, overweight, unemployed video game addict who poses as a 15 year old girl on Quibblo because you think it's funny.