i CAN GUESS YOUR LAST NAME!

Is your last name Hiratt?

• no, you idiot!
• yes and yes
• no no no no no no no no no, and no
• why should i tell you? Huh? Huh? . . . . ok! ok! It IS, HAPPY?!?!?!
• Of course not! That is the most #@*&^$> Stupid name ever!
• Y-E-S! THAT SPELLS YES! sHEESH! hOW STUPID CAN A PERSON GET?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
• Yep.
• NO!
• yes, how did you know?!?!
• UH . . . . Wait, isn't this the sign-up sheet for the rest rooms? . . . . never mind. I don't need the rest rooms anymore. Oh, and no, it isn't.