The Grand Quiz of Infinite Importance and General Dutitude

9 Responses | Created by metalhead369 |

Who knows me the best? The winner (highest scorer) gets thirty dollars. And the key to my heart and pants. Make sure to email your score to jacob.burton17@gmail.com to be counted for the prize. Note: The site made me edit swear words. Ohs Noes!

  1. 1

    What is my middle name? (Easy one. Don't know it? I'll kill you.)

  2. 2

    I love Ibanez guitars. One could say that I would have to stop and think given the choice between smashing an Ibanez and strangling a newborn to death. What was my first guitar?

  3. 3

    When I was five years old, I was convinced without a shadow of a doubt that I would be a Power Ranger when I grew up. Which Power Ranger did I want to be? (Oooohh...good luck.)

  4. 4

    Which one of these people did I BEFRIEND first? (Befriend does not mean meet, or become acquainted with.)

  5. 5

    Which of these people would NOT be considered a G-Town Warrior? (Don't know the criteria? Guess you're not a Warrior either.)

  6. 6

    Favorite songs are for fas. Favorite bands are for fas. If I absolutely HAD to, who would I call my favorite metal band? (Side notes: favorites with regard to music are for fa*s.)

  7. 7

    Who would I call my favorite non-metal band? (favorites=for fa*s.)

  8. 8

    How many girlfriends have I ever had? (No, Derrick, my hands don't count.)

  9. 9

    Which of these is NOT one of my phobias? (I'm daring to give my enemies my weaknesses here...)

  10. 10

    What GPA did I finish with in high school? (I tried too hard.)

  11. 11

    What was the name of the South Newton Elementary School principal? (Lesbian!)

  12. 12

    What electives did I take my senior year of high school? (Toughie.)

  13. 13

    Who would I say is the most talented guitarist? (Ha...evil question.)

  14. 14

    What is my father's occupation, and what was my mother's?

  15. 15

    How many homes have I lived in with my parents? (Doesn't include the town house I currently live in.)

  16. 16

    What is my current major at Purdue?

  17. 17

    Let's say I'm a spoon, DIP, I brought up some cereal. Who am I?

  18. 18

    Which physical feature of mine was most pointed out as a child?

  19. 19

    This person has almost killed me with a brilliant shower of napalm by terribly setting up fireworks. Who is he?

  20. 20

    I play in a talented musical enterprise (everyone thinks they're in a BAND these days) with the Gravesen brothers. What position have we had the most trouble filling?

  21. 21

    Who was the orginial second guitarist for our said band? (Ah, ninth grade. Easier days.)

  22. 22

    Which of these represents the correct progression of my past career ambitions? (What I wanted to be when I grow up, from birth to now.)

  23. 23

    I make up a great riff. Most likely,

  24. 24

    My acoustic guitar has a couple of simple irregularities. What are they?

  25. 25

    The correct guitar pick for me would have a thickness between

  26. 26

    My shoe size has a range between (Different brands of shoes have differing fitness. You know it's true.)

  27. 27

    How many dogs have I had, and what are there breeds? (Includes family dogs.)

  28. 28

    Which of these comedians would I find to be the funniest?

  29. 29

    Who is the best comedian of all time? (Fvck IMO.)

  30. 30

    If I had to categorize myself into a political party, I would say that I AM a(n)

  31. 31

    Regarding my personal hygiene, which of these is TRUE?

  32. 32

    My freshmen year, I got into trouble for spraying something into Mike Brown's mouth in the hallway. What was this spray? (Mr. Nelson=slick-haired douche.)

  33. 33

    Back in the day, I trekked home through a strong snow storm with this person after eating at Pizza King. He had been hitting on Stephanie Stock, and we had taken her home. Who is it?

  34. 34

    Who is my favorite Dynasty Warriors character, hands down?

  35. 35

    Which Final Fantasies have I beaten? (Beaten=killed final boss)

  36. 36

    Which of these Adult Swim shows would I consider to be the greatest?

  37. 37

    It's preschool, and this person is book bag fighting with C.J. Hollingsworth. They accidentally hit me in my eye, and I believe that my life is over. Who is this dastardly person who hit my eye?

  38. 38

    Which of these phrases would I find to be the funniest?

  39. 39

    What was my favorite Pokémon?

  40. 40

    Which of these video game consoles is better? (for lols)

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