CURE FOR BOREDOM!!!

Why did you even click on this survey? it's probably a scam! :o

• Um... cuz I really don't want to be killed by this Boredom Disease!!! D=
• Yes it is a scam. I am slowly and painfully dying of Boredom right now..... I'M MELTINGGGG!

have you ever wondered what life would be like if we pronounced silent letters? like the word "know" would be pronounced "kuh-no"

• W-Hut are you tal-king about? haha thats actually kinda fun! says to yourself: guh-nat, kuh-nob, lam-buh, plum-ber...
• I can't answer this. The Boredom Disease killed me already... Oh alright, yeah I've considered it...

Are you still bored...? I'm terribly sorry if my methods aren't working :(

• Um. Maybeeeee..... I don't really want to tell you that you were right about the cure, but the Boredom hasn't killed me yet..
• I just figured out I'm a zombie!!! What are you, I Am Legend or something?!?! this cure isn't a cure, it's a killer!... apology not accepted. I. don't. forgive. you. >:P

So, how's life lately? Haha yeah, I know its a lame question, but hopefully it will ward off Boredom

• Oooh... I'm starting to get chills... is that from Boredom?! but yeah, life... life is boring... ahhh the chills are getting worse!! ...help? :(
• Dang it! Now I'm a zombie of a zombie! Geez! get me a real cure, someone! Where's Will Smith when you need him??

Sorry! I realized that question was horrible :o I didn't mean to! Um, here! drink this, it'll make the Boredom simmer down a little!

• gulp PHEW! no more chills! hey, that is a wayyy better cure than this survey! Do you have any more??
• Well, I just rose from the dead... I mean, not completely.. just... I'm no longer a zombie of a zombie.. just kinda a regular zombie :(.. got any more of that stuff??

ohhhh... sorry, my pet pterodactyl just drank all the anti-Boredom juice :(.... whoa! he's jumpin around everywhere! oh no! he overdosed!!! he's!... he just exploded :o

• Whoa there! I am glad you did not give me any more of the anti-boredom juice then!! :o
• You have a pet pterodactyl?? that's so exciting! I want one! :D ooh! I just rose from the dead again!! I'm alive!... barely :(

Really..? really now? would you be so mean as to not feel bad about my pterodactyl?? feel bad for me! >:(

• A moment of silence for your poor little pterodactyl........... ok I'm done
• Hmm... I guess I'll have to do a little acting here (cuz I'm not really sorry!) OHHH NO! The life of a poor pterodactyl... killed by his own anti-boredom juice! :( ... whoa I feel a lot better now! acting is a good Boredom suppressant!!!

Thank you for your sympathy... I greatly appreciate it :'( but nothing can ever replace my pterodactyl!

• That sucks. I'm starting to feel chills again... I don't think this is a very good question! ... it's not even a question!!!
• just get a puppy and get over it... awww I'm getting the Boredom chills :o

Quick! When I say a word, you say the first thing that pops into your head - rather, click on the answer you like - here's the word: "Cheese"

• Kangaroo!!!.... what? is that weird that I thought of that?... kangaroos have EVERYTHING to do with cheese!
• Money! I like money :). I'll give you the same answer if you say dough or cabbage. or any word for that matter! MONEYYYY!

Question number 10.... the grand finale.... DID THIS SURVEY HELP WITH YOUR BOREDOM PROBLEM???

Please select all that apply.

• Well um... yeah.. I mean, I never died, but I did get the chills from Boredom.
• Hey, you lied to me! I died! TWICE! but... I guess I am alive again... next time, just make ALL of your questions not boring!
• There's a Boredom problem? SAY WHATTT?