Are u human? OR ALIEN!?!?!?!?!?! bum, bum, bum * suspicious whistling * PSSH! no! I'm not an alien! duh! if i was an alien would i be able to do this? * rips off face * probably not too smart bud.

Hey look! A box that I totally forgot about!
So... how's life?
Oh me? I'm good.
Unspecific? * suspiciously * NO!
Oh! You're calling me a liar? Then how come your dog doesn't know that you don't eat dog food?
That's what I thought!
I'm sorry.
Oh for me?
No, no you shouldn't have. OK, i guess you should have. I mean, it's the least you could do after * suspenseful music * the incident * several exaggerated gasps *
Oh yeah. i went there.
If you knew what this was about,go see a doctor