The Quiz That You Wish You Had Never Clicked On

Do you think I'm stupid?

• coughyescough
• What? NO!!! You is like, Steven Hawkings in smartness! =O
• No, of course not!
• Durr, I dun no!
• ...Please don't make me answer that question.

Hoola hoola!

• Okay, that's it! I can't take this any more! jumps off a cliff, but is soon brought back to life to finish this survey. After all, it is The Quiz That You Wish You Had Never Clicked On
• Hooray!
• Ugga ugga!
• N-no! Not hoola hoola! Anything but that, nooooooooooooooooo!!! flops about on the floor like a fish
• I love you too. =)
• o_O

I am afraid I have to deliver some bad news... Robert Pattinson is very, very sick and will be unable to star in the final Twilight movie... In fact, he's dead!

• You're lying... I can smell it!
• Oh, yeah... There may be a reason for that... quickly runs for his/her life
• Omg, REALLY?!?!? This is the best news EVER!!! =D I'll go fetch the party stuff!
• NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! cries hysterically, becomes an emo and proceeds to commit suicide
• Just as I've always planned.... evil grin

So, there is something I gotta tell you... It is probably the biggest secret I am ever gonna tell anyone... So the truth is, I'm... I-I... I am... What I mean to say is, I'm...

• ...
• patpat It's okay... I already know.
• That's nice...
• Lemme guess, you're God or some other stupid thing that you claim to be but it is impossible for you to be so.
• Oh, GET ON WITH IT!!!

Which of these is the logical answer to the meaning of David Hasselhoff?

Please select all that apply.

• Booze
• M-m-m-my, Poker Face!
• Knightrider
• His parents
• Baywatch
• God
• Katy Perry
• Kitt

Don't cha wish your girlfriend was hot like me?

• I'm a... Girl...
• OMG!!! What is that supposed to mean?!?!?! I'M A GIRL!!!! >=O
• Yes, I do... =(
• Uh, no...
• Don't cha wish your girlfriend was a freak like me?!?!? >=D
• Don't cha?

Mamma mia! Here I go again! My, my! How can I resist you?

• Oh Romeo, Romeo! Where art thou Romeo?
• You can resist me, I know you can! Don't give in to the power of the dark side!
• That's because I'm Robert Pattinson. =)
• You can't, so stop trying.
• I've always loved you too!
• Ooooh, mamma mia!

There is something I must tell you young Padawan... Only the chosen one may drink the almighty coca cola! They who is not chosen shall die within 20 billion days!

• AWESOME!!! =O
• Padawan? I think you are mistaken... I am the lord of da sith!
• I always knew Pepsi was the path to the dark-er I mean... Light side of force.
• Nooooooooo-wait? Did you say coca cola? Oh, that's okay then! I hate that stuff. I'm more of a pepsi person myself.
• Oh, really? ...That could be a problem then...

There is only one define deity that can judge us & control us... That deity is... Chuck Norris!

• There is how things are... How the cycle of life is in a finely tuned balance for all eternity.
• Really? Good thing my name is Chuck then. =)
• Erk, wrong! It is in fact, Britney Spears.
• So Chuck Norris is God? ...Umm, that is probably... The most logical thing ever said by anyone in the history of man kind!!!
• Ha, I knew it! And they all thought I was mad... eye twitches
• Oh beeeeeeeeeeeep

Stop calling, stop calling I don't wanna talk anymore!!!

• You don't? Oh don't lie, I know you do. I know you want me.... ;)
• I haven't even called you once!
• But I wanna talk! D=
• I left my head and my heart on the dancefloor.
• Ends phone call -sniffle-
• I shall keep calling you... Until the end of time!!! Mwahahaha! >=D
• But I like calling you. =)