Are these Blonde Jokes Funny?

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O.K. so i found these Blond Jokes online, and I love them. Wadda u think?!? Comments+rate plz!!! thanx!!!! (btw: i dont hate blondes, i just think the jokes r funny, one of my sisters r blonde, so..)

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    Why does it take longer to build a Blonde snowman? cuz u hav 2 hollow out the head first.

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    A blonde was driving to the airport, saw a sign that read "Airport Left", turned around and went home.

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    Why was the blonde fired from her job at the "M&M" factory? she threw out all the "w"s.

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    She was so blonde:she spent 20min looking at a box of orange juice cuz it said "consintrate."

  5. 5

    She was so blonde:she took the ruler to bed to see how long she slept.

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    She was so blonde: she told me to meet her on the cornner of "walk" and "don't walk."

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    She was so blonde: she tried to put "M&Ms" in alphebetical order.

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    She was so blonde: she thought General Moters was in the Army.

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    She was so blonde: she tripped over the cordless phone.

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    She was so blonde: she sold the car for gas money.

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    A guy had a blonde paint his portch, he was about to pay her, when she said- "btw: thats not a porsche, its a ferrari."

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    She was so blonde: she thought "Taco Bell" was a Mexican phone company.(and no im not tryin 2 b receist. im not like that.)

  13. 13

    Last Question. Dont fret if you don't get this one. The joke is: "Faith."

    Please select all that apply.

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