why would you study physics??? (an epic novel by mr awesome)

Please select all that apply.

• to become a physist
• to learn how to make a light saber
• to spawn lamas when ever i want
• to rule the world with a taxi company
• to be come smarterrer
• to eat marshmallows
• to learn how to make a suicide booth
• to create a transformer
• to see the futre
• for the ice cream surpreme ruler
• to create a sentinent being out of cardboard and pizza
• to go to brazil