Which characters in FMA kick Ed around like a puppy best?

Please select all that apply.

• Pinako Rockbell ["GO TO YOUR ROOM, ED. :("] (Oo;;)
• Barry the Chopper ["MEAT. _"]
• Heymans Breda (lol) [GIRLY MAN SCREAM]
• Izumi Curtis ["Feed yourself dead squirrels or STARVE. WATCH ME LAUGH."]
• Russell Tringum (anime) ["My dog PWNS... YOU, Edward! And while we're at it, other things of mine totally pwns you, also. XD"]
• Pride (Wrath in manga) [^^ "Ohohohoho..!!" BANGBANG "hohoho..." ^^]
• Riza Hawkeye ["BAD DOG. DON'T PISS THERE." BANG BANG]
• Wrath ["...and then we'll get an orange ribbon to go with the sunflower summer dress, and then we'll get falu red lipstick to go with your carmine nail polish, and then we'll give you turpentine..."]
• Ling Yao (manga) "What was that? Did I hear the mention of MONGREL? :"3"]
• Roy Mustang [LOOPY EYE GLINT]
• Alphonse Elric ["But... I like kitties... ;_;"]
• Father (manga) [MUTATES]
• Dante (anime) ["Do you like MAN-BISCUIT, Edward? _"]
• Nina Tucker ["PUPPY. ^_^"]
• Alex Armstrong ["The noble creature that is Edward would be ever-more lusterous with THE FAMILY EMBLEM." glittersparkleFLEX]
• Envy ["Puppies squish. :D" CRUNCH "...Or maybe not. >>;;"]
• Winry Rockbell ["If I didn't like puppies, I'd SPADE YOU LIKE A *****."]
• Dietlinde Eckart (film) ["Roleplay--" BANG BANG "--you're dead."]
• Scar ["..." blows up as a gift to God]
• Sloth ["EAT YOUR VEGGIES, ED. :("] (oO;;)
• Greed ["Puppies whimper. X3" KICK]
• Hohenheim Elric ["I bought you a MANLY litter box, Edward. :)"]
• Noah (film) ["Edward, if you weren't a dog... YOU'D JUST BE DIRTY. :( ..Or was that me hitting on you? :")"]
• Maes Hughes ["PUPPY MUST TAKE PICTURES WITH ELYSIA. _"]