You become a private chef, but the person who hired you thinks you can't cook at all, so they fire you within a week.
I wish I could keep a relationship with a significant other for longer than 4 months and it wasn't abusive in the least bit.
You got so smart you were doomed to forever be searching for more knowledge, and then died of lack of sleep because you wouldn't stop Google-ing random facts and go to bed.
I wish I had a job as a private chef.
The stress and anxiety attacks would go away for your friends but come back to you.
I wish I could get smarter.
When your dog understands you he gets annoyed with your problems and leaves your life without a goodbye or farewell.
I wish the stress and anxiety attacks would go away for me and my friends. <3
You find out after eating it that your cheesecake was made of mushed up maggots...
I wish my dog could talk and understand me
You get kidnapped and can never leave.
I wish I had some cheese cake.
the ice cream will give you the poos everytime you eat it
i wish i can go to disneyland
I wish I had a tub of ice cream that would magically fill up every time I emptied it. XD
they think you sing horribly and dump you
I wish i was invisible
You accidently set you and ur house on fire. I wish I was famous and dating a member from One direction