Totally Live With Monty

Monty sat down in his chair as he always did before a talk show. "Ok," he thought to himself as he watched the audience settle in. "I can do this, at least I THINK so!" Monty sighed with nervousness as he stood up and began his introduction. "Thank you, thank you...."(only half listening)"Reconcilliation! Everyone loses friends everyone has enemies....."(not paying much mind)" Please welcome the ugly stepsisters!" Suddenly, two very ugly girls stepped up to the plate, looking rather angry/annoyed at the same time! Monty took a deep breath as he said, "Welcome Ugly Sisters!" But Clarella said, "HEY who you calling ugly anyway?" Monty wasn't surprised. "Um I'm SORRY? I thought that's what everyone called you!" Then Clarella and Sara began to sing their story about being unfairly called, "Beauty Impaired" or something like that. Then being a smart one, Monty invited the Sisters' old archenemy, Cinderella to come out. Then Cindy went and had a fussy fit over the whole thing!