Would you rather (more than 30 questions)

would you rather

• lick a pidgin
• or lick an octopus

would you rather

• make a porno of your parents
• or have your parents make a porno of you (and a partner of your choice)

would you rather

• have your nose grow a centimeter every day of your life
• or have a 5 inch wide mole on your forehead

would you rather

• eat a live lizard
• or eat a dead scorpion

would you rather

• orgasm once every ten years
• or once every ten seconds

would you rather

• fvck with The Tin Man
• or The Scarecrow?

would you rather (girl answer this also)

• have an invisible p3n!s
• or have a p3n!s that turns green and tears out of your clothing like the Incredible Hulk every time you get aroused?

would you rather

• eat 3 lbs of horse poop
• or eat 3 lbs of human diarrhea

would you rather

• Eat dirty toe nails off a 89 year old man that has never showered
• or eat a jar of other peoples boogers

would you rather

• be trapped in an elevator with 10 naked, farting, and sweating obese men
• or have an obese naked man sit on your face and fart

would you rather

• Snort half a shaker of pepper
• or a live bee?

would you rather eat

• 10 live hornets
• a 75 year old hobos never been washed toe nail

would you rather

• Lick up someone elses vomit
• or let someone pee in your mouth and swallow it

would you rather

• have a video of you picking your nose and eating the booger be sent to every one at your school/ work place
• or have a video on national television of an open port-a-potty falling on you

would you rather

• eat 100 live sharks
• or have 100 live sharks eat you

would you rather

• be a hobo, who has a loving family, and lots of hobo friends
• or be rich, have no family, and be hated by every one

would you rather

• have 40 ft long pubes that can not be trimmed that stick out of your pants
• or eat 4 ft of hobo pubes

would you rather

• fvck with a hobo every three hours
• or fvck with a rich man every 3 years

would you rather

• make fun of everyone you know
• or have everyone you know make fun of you

would you rather

• star in a porno with your parents
• or star in a porno filmed by your grandparents, principal/boss, and your doctor

would you rather

• see a hobo's boobs
• or see your grandmas boobs

would you rather

• give a horse a bl0job
• or give your grandpa one

would you rather

• eat 18 live tarantulas
• or sit in a bath tub with 1000 live black widows

would you rather

• Immerse your naked body in a bathtub of cockroaches
• or dive naked head first into a pool of tobacco spit?

would you rather

• wash a hobos underwear in your mouth
• or have one pair of underwear that you can never wash or replace

would you rather

• snort a slug
• or snort a bottle of tabasco sauce

would you rather

• drink 3 cups of your mom or sisters period blood
• or drink 3 cups of your dad/brothers sperm

would you rather

• eat a used tampon
• or eat a used condom

would you rather

• (boys) get a DD cup boob job that is irreversible/ (girls) get an 18" long p3n!s
• or (boys) get an irreversible p3n!s reduction to 1"/ (girls) get an irreversible boob reduction to a AA cup

would you rather

• eat rotting cow intestines
• or eat 3 rotting pig tails

would you rather

Please select all that apply.

• i make more would you rather quizzes
• i never make another would you rather quiz
• if i do make another quiz should it have less questions
• if i do make another quiz should it have the same questions
• if i do make another quiz should it have more questions