Lets talk! (Ep.6) I am the COOKIE MONSTER!

RAWR!

• Hey.
• Scared voice Hey..
• Sarcastically I'm so scared.. SO VERY SCARED!
• ...

I'm the cookie monster.. Ahaaa Ahaa AHHAAA!

• Awesome dude.
• What's the cookie monster..?
• Cool.
• That's kindaa.. Scary.
• ...

Were yaa' scared of mee?

• Haha, you wish mate.
• Nods Yes.. Yes I was..
• Nope.
• Kindaa..
• Yep.
• ...

Well, if you're wonderin' I'm not a cookie monster from SESAME STREET. Oh no.. I am much much scarier. I eat cookies, then REGURGATATE THEM ALL OVER YOOU!

• Liees..
• Hahaa, you're joking right?
• NOT FROM SESAME STREET? I don't think I wanna talk too you anymore..
• That's soooooo scary..! Not joking, I am actually shivering in horror.
• Remind me too buy some wet wipes.
• ...

Okay I was lying.. About the regurgitating thing..

• I KNEW IT!!
• You liar!! I'LL NEVER FORGIVE YOOU!
• Thank goodness!!! :D
• Ooh.. I kinda wanted it too be true..
• That's okay Mister Cookie Monster! I forgive you!
• ...

What's your favourite type of cookie?

• The.. Umm.. Normal kind?
• WHAT KIND OF QUESTION IS THAT? I MEAN YOUR A COOOKIE MONST.... Ooh..
• The kind with chocolate chips.
• Why should I tell you..?
• If I tell you, you'll eat all my favourite ones! D:
• ...

Mmm... Interesting..

• Unlike this conversation. Go get some personality please.
• I know, I am a very appealing person.
• Your just saying that.
• You know, you'd be better if you were from sesame street.
• So are you..
• ...

Do you have any cookies on you?

• Nope.
• No but if I did I wouldn't give it too you.
• Yep.. Gives cookie there you go pats head, and says in patronising voice GOOD COOOKIE MWONSTER!
• Yep. But I'm not giving it too you. Bites cookie Mmmm.. So yummy.
• Kinda.. If that works..
• ...

OH NO!!!

• What's up Mister Cookie Monster?
• I KNOW, I SAW YOUR FACE TOO... IT'S HORRIFIC!!
• What...?
• I'm not even going too ask.
• Please continue..
• ...

I think I'm going too be sick.. Should I do it over you or over my cookie-mo-beel?

• COOKIE-MO-BEEL!
• ME!
• Neither..
• Both...
• I don't care.
• ...

Cookie-Mo-Beel it is.. -RUNS TOO COOKIE-MO-BEEL AND THROWS UP-

• Eeeew.. Thank goodness you chose that thing over me.
• I SAID ME! D:
• Interesting color of vomit..
• Cookie monsters actually regurgitate?
• Yuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuk.
• ...

-SHOUTS- I'M GONNA GO NOW! I NEED SOME MINTS!!

• THANK GOODNESS I DON'T WANNA SMELL YOUR BREATH!
• OH OKAY D:... BYEEE BYE!
• DON'T STEAL MY COOKIES!!!
• Bye.
• TARAAAAAAAAAAAH!
• ...

(Out of character) Thanks for talking too the Cookie Monster. Did you enjoy the quiz?

Please select all that apply.

• Yes! Interesting!
• No! Boring!
• Kinda..
• Better than the others!
• Worse than the others! (But liked it still)!
• Worse than the others! (Didn't like it!)
• Worse than some better than some of the others.