Harry Potter Pickup Lines. (dirty)

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• I repaired the vanishing cabinet, but so far it only vanishes clothes, wanna try it?
• Are you a dementor? Cause I'd kill to get your kiss.
• I must have had some Felix Felicis, because I think I'm about to get lucky
• I'll make you moan like Myrtle when I put my basalisk in your chamber of secrets.
• I don't need the Mirror of Erised to know that you're everything I desire.
• is that a wand in your pocket or are you just excited to see me?
• My love for you burns like a dying phoenix.
• Lets see if your sword will fit into my sorting hat.
• we may not be in professor flitwick's class, but you sure are charming.
• Do you speak parseltongue, because you're making my snake rise.
• I don't have my invisibility cloak, but can I visit your restricted section?
• If you were a Dementor, I'd become a criminal just to get your kiss.
• Have you heard of Platform 9 and 3/4? Well, I can think of something else with the exact same measurements.
• Snape Rhape (couldn't help it)
• like my quidditch coach said, i'm a keeper
• hey draco, i like your bed. can i slytherin?
• I got witches in class i got witches in the halls , if you look under my cloak youll see my hagrid sized balls
• may i introduce you to my Hungarian Horntail?
• I may not be a house elf, but you can be my master