pick-up lines X.x

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• Did the sun come out or did you just smile at me?
• Excuse me, I don't want you to think I'm ridiculous or anything, but you are the most beautiful woman I have ever seen. I just felt like I had to tell you
• Hey baby, you must be a light switch, cuz every time I see you, you turn me on!
• I feel like Richard Gere, I'm standing next to you, the Pretty Woman.
• Is it hot in here or is it just you?
• So, what do you do for a living besides always making all the men excited and warm all over?
• What's that on your face? Oh, must just be beauty. Here, let me get it off. Hey, it's not coming off!
• You look like my third wife. She: Oh, how many time have you been married? Twice.
• You know the more I drink, the prettier you get!
• Are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only ten I see!
• Baby, I'm no Fred Flintstone, but I can make your Bedrock!
• Hi, the voices in my head told me to come over and talk to you.
• So, you're a girl huh?
• You make my software turn to hardware!
• Stand back, I'm a doctor. You go get an ambulance, I'll loosen her clothes.
• My friend and I have a bet that you won't take off you blouse in a public place.
• (Walk over to her)"Ok, you can stand next to me, as long as you don't talk about it."
• Did you know that the word 'motel' spelled backwards means 'letom'?
• Hi, I make more money than you can spend.
• You know, if we cut your arms off, you'd look just like Venus de Milo.
• Is it that cold out or are you just smuggling tic-tac's
• Hello, Susie. Your mom couldn't make it this afternoon, she asked me to pick you up and take you home. My, what a pretty dress.
• Are we related? Do you want to be?
• Can you say Constantinople backwards? Me neither, but I just wanted to ask.
• I'm drunk.
• Say, did we go to different schools together?
• You are just truly absolutely beautiful! Can you cook and clean also?
• You know what I like about you? My arms.
• You're 'No Parking' right? Just trying to guess your sign.
• Your name is Laura, huh? Can I call you Laura? Really, what time?
• Am I dead, Angel? Cause this must be heaven!
• Are you lost ma'am? Because heaven is a long way from here.
• (As s/he is leaving) Hey aren't you forgetting something? S/he: What? Me!
• Baby, somebody better call God, cuz he's missing an angel!
• Do you have a map? I just keep on getting lost in your eyes.
• Don't worry about it. Nothing that you've ever done before counts. The only thing that matters is that we're together.
• Hello, I'm a thief, and I'm here to steal your heart.
• Hey...somebody farted. Let's get out of here.
• Hi. I suffer from amnesia. Do I come here often?
• How was heaven when you left it?
• I have only three months to live. ..
• I'm new in town. Could you give me directions to your apartment?
• I play the field, and it looks like I just hit a home run with you.
• My lenses turn dark in the sunshine of your love.
• Stand still so I can pick you up!
• Was you father an alien? Because there's nothing else like you on Earth!
• Where have you been all my life?
• Wow.