Lets talk! I'm a clean freak!

Hi.

• Heyaa.
• 'Sup.
• You smell funny.. Like.. Soap. Errrk.
• Hi..
• ...

Your hands are dirty! I CAN SEE THE GERMS WRIGGLING! QUICK WASH THEM!

• No their not.
• You can't see germs stupid. Their waay to small.
• EEEK! NOT THE GERMS! I THOUGHT I KILLED THEM YESTERDAY WITH THE STUN GUN!
• Oh no! I'll wash them right away!
• ..

Want something to eat? Heres a piece of cake, and a tissue to clean yourself up with, and a um.. Bottle of anti-bacterial gel. Enjoy! Just don't eat the gel..

• Thanks, will use it all very wisely.
• I WILL NOT CLEAN MY SELF UP! Throws tissue on the floor
• Oooh, look at the chocolate cake. Mystifying! Magical!
• I don't like cake. Keep it.
• ...

NO YOU DROPPED.. DROPPED... DROPPED CRUMBS.. ON.. MY.. CLEAN... FLOOOR! ON MY CLEAN FLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOR!

• Whoops...
• YEAH IN YOUR FACE LOOSER!
• Did I? I'm terribly sorry!!
• No I didn't, I didn't even take the cake.
• ...

Cleans up crumbs You un-hygenic DEVIL CHILD!

• I'm not a devil.
• I'm not a child.
• I'm not un-hygenic.
• I AM NONE OF THOSE THINGS.
• I AM NONE OF THOSE THINGS BESIDES THE CHILD THING!
• Yeah I know, I haven't had a bath in about 5 years. WORLD RECORD! :D
• ...

I want you to leave my.. OH MY GOSHNESS! YOUR WEARING SHOES IN MY HOUSE?!

• Nope.
• No their just painted on.
• I'm not in your house.
• Haha, germs on the floor. Diseases being spread. YOUR PROBLEM NOW!
• Oh I'm really sorry! I didn't realise!
• Sorry. Takes of shoes. Better?
• ...

THAT'S IT GET OUT! GET OUT! GET OUT! GEEET OOOOUUUT!! NOOOW!

• Okay okay. Bossy poo.
• I'M LEAVING DON'T KILL ME!
• Sorry, I'll leave.
• NEVER I'M STAYING!
• But I don't wanna.
• This is my house. YOU GET OUT!
• ...

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• I HATED IT.
• You just suck altogether you sucky sucker.